What's your FAVORITE FART???

[Adam West]

Now that my kids are getting a bit older, they have been asking me questions about career choices.

I tell them to try to pick something they enjoy first and foremost but also look into other things such as how many hours they would expect to work and how much money the particular field they choose pays.

I have also told them that they might want to consider starting their own business, basically with the understanding that even the most successful businesses aren't usually instant successes and even Bill Gates was not wealthy from the get go.

My 13 year old mentioned that he should come up with some type of invention that would allow you to rip one anytime anyplace without fear of sound or smell. I told him, if he could figure out how to do it at a reasonable price, he would be a multi-millionaire.

[garagesale]

I think you guys are so immature... bet you still play with toys...

BTW, my vodka farts are my fave.

JamesD

[BlackKnight]

I wonder if this could become part of Megomeet? The winner could be fart king/queen for the year

Let me Seal Mine in a Jar & Send it for the contest.

[Mikey]

Do yous know if you hold a fart in too long, it will come out your mouth in the form of a burp ?

True story.

[BlackKnight]

^^^ lol.
Does it taste like S#!* ? lol.

[Mikey]

This thread should be made STICKEY

[BlackKnight]

Yeah,
A Fart can be Stickey too...

[Mikey]

Oh, i've had some stickey's in the past .....

As a matter of fact ------- wait for it .......

Nope......

It wasn't stickey :(

[BlackKnight]

^^^You Ok ?
As I was reading that,.. it sounded Painful.

[kisscash]

Do yourself a favor and never visit Dallas Texas. My cousin lives there and because of him there is no ozone ... he by far ... well lets just say his ar$e is broken. So my vote is for the cousin fart.

Ca$h

[BlackKnight]

I see the "Shart" Was never mentioned.. or I overlooked it.
It's not one you want to happen to you ofcourse,.. But can Be Fantastic when it happens to your Buddy.

[Bo8a_Fett]

The "something's crawled up your butt and died" fart...you know the one that makes people ask if you are feeling ill after.

[WannabeMego]

The Skid-Mark Fart...tends to happen more often when you get older...Thank God for Bleech

[Bizarro Amy]

I'm going to have to say the Dog fart. All the pets I've ever had have only let out SBD's, but my dog Giogi has a weird digestive system. He's also scared of loud noises. So if you're ever in my living room and hear *that* noise, followed by the dog running down the hall, follow him. Trust me.
My one cat actually gets pretty bad gas too sometimes. It's funny, because she's just this dainty little thing, but after a good meal she can really clear the room.

[BlackKnight]

The "Party Favorite" Cup Your Fart & Throw it,.. always seems to go over well in Crowds,.. as well as a game of tag in long car rides.