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The egg fart is my favorite, high in sulpher content
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The first one after 4 days, when I had a foot of colon removed. That tells you thing are starting to work and things are well.
Second best was a day later, Doubled over in pain scale of 1 to 10 it was 10. Hitting the button on the IV for more drugs - did nothing. Big loud pain gone.Comment
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French Onion Soup fart with KILL any of the other wanna-be'sComment
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My dog does the crop duster thing sometimes. It's funny,... if were outside."Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."Comment
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The best ones are the kind when you know ones coming, your stomach hurts like nobody's business but you can't release because you are at work in mixed company.
Nothing better than excusing yourself to the bathroom, relieve the agony and go back to business as usual."The farther we go, the more the ultimate explanation recedes from us, and all we have left is faith."
~Vaclav HlavatyComment
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Too true. My first professional graphic design job out of college was at a place with a REALLY odd atmosphere. I was surprised to find the guys in the art dept. actually having contests on who could flatulate louder. The place was so horrible to work I don't think anyone minded getting fired over it, so they just let them fly.The best ones are the kind when you know ones coming, your stomach hurts like nobody's business but you can't release because you are at work in mixed company.
Nothing better than excusing yourself to the bathroom, relieve the agony and go back to business as usual.
When I came to my current job, I had to learn to go back to proper decorum.
ChrisComment
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I'm surprised, by now --- nowbody invented an *** hole cover that converts a fart sound into a kind of ring tone...
Like when you blow a fat, it's sounds like Baker Street
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You guys are just nasty man anything as long as it's not my brothers rotten eggs ones 
"Time to nut up or shut up"
-Tallahassee
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I like the "Stagecoach Bandit Fart"!!!
Thats were everyone in the room has to pull the neck of their shirt up over their nose, making them look like bandits from the wild west.
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This will go down as the Greatest thread Ever.
The Fart Thread.
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I used to work with a guy tat saved all his gas for the elevator.
I learned to hold my breath when had to ride together.
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I wonder if this could become part of Megomeet? The winner could be fart king/queen for the year
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