Misheard Lyrics.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Have you ever listened to a song and totally misheard the lyrics...if so what were they supposed to be singing (if known) and what do you hear instead.
here are some of my favs:
Elvis...Teddy bear...the backing singers sound like they are singing "hot banana" in the background.
Heaven 17...We Live so Fast.....it sounds like they're singing "Bulls**t" in the background instead of "motion".
Take That...Back for Good....sounds like "wash your Back" is being sung.
And my all time favourite....R.E.M. Sidewinder...this was so convincing I used to call it the Dr Who song...in the chorus the words "Calling Tom Baker" are repeated often.....
have fun ...over to you

[Bill]

On a wheel, on a wizard on a whale...

YouTube - MISHEARD LYRICS - Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

[grayhank]

Does "In A Gadda Da Vida" count? As it was originally supposed to be "In the Garden of Eden" but the singer had problems enunciating the words.

[monkey tennis]

Desmond Dekker And The Aces - "Israelites"

Lyrics That I heard (also used in an Advert)
"Get up in the morning, sleeping for bread, sir
Sold out to every monk and beef-head
Oh-oh, me ears are alight
Why find my kids? They buck up and a-leave me
Darling cheese head, I was yards too greasy
Oh-oh, Me ears are alight"

Original Lyrics
"Gets up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Oh-oh, me Israelites
Wife and my kids, they pack up and a-leave me
Darling, she said, 'I was yours to receive'
Oh-oh, me Israelites"

[toys2cool]

Man my wife does this all the time,I'm the type that looks for lyrics online or does'nt sing 'em If i don't know them.But my wife and sister come up with the weirdest word I've ever hear,stuff that makes no sense what so ever

[monkey tennis]

I hated Madonna's song Erotica.
So back in 1992 when the Radio kept playing this song in work every 5mins
I used to sing
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my Body..."
It helped the time go by.
So I told a few people and they told a few people and years later
it was voted as the most Misheard Lyric in the Uk anyway.
It was even mentioned on Top of The Pops 2.

[toys2cool]

I hated Madonna's song Erotica.
So back in 1992 when the Radio kept playing this song in work every 5mins
I used to sing
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my Body..."
It helped the time go by.
So I told a few people and they told a few people and years later
it was voted as the most Misheard Lyric in the Uk anyway.
It was even mentioned on Top of The Pops 2.
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LOL!

[Bo8a_Fett]

Ah B....you are a card...are you actually taking credit for that?....you never told me?You never tell me anything....

[grayhank]

Another one that's fun to hear other people sing (if they don't know the actual lyrics as printed on the album) is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

"I shot a moose, shot a moose"

instead of the actual "scaramouch, scaramouch"

"B -as in Bob" instead of the correct "Beelzebub".

[monkey tennis]

Ah B....you are a card...are you actually taking credit for that?....you never told me?You never tell me anything....

I did, I swear. Nobody ever believes me though.
But really what other strange mad crazy person would think of
anything like that.

[Bo8a_Fett]

not to mention the "pork sausages"

[Bionic Joe]

How can anyone forget CCR classic Bad Moon Rising with the unforgetable classic line THERE'S A BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT

[Mikey]

Don't for get the classic ......
Jimmi Hendrix ..... Purple Haze

"scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

[monkey tennis]

Don't for get the classic ......
Jimmi Hendrix ..... Purple Haze

"scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

That's the real lyrics, well thats what I sing anyway

[UnderdogDJLSW]

I think there was some urban legend about Hendrix walking over to some guy in the front row and kissing him on the forehead.

How about "Blinded by the Light" - the real lyric is "wrapped up like a deuce" but I've heard many a wrong word on that one.