one liner - from movies

[monkey tennis]

Weird Science

"Well my nuts are halfway up my @!!, but other than that I'm perfect!"

I could hear the lisped voice as I read that.
Perfect.

[gman]

There's no playing grab-*** or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-*** or fighting in the building spends a night in the box.

Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand.


That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.

[monkey tennis]

"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"

"Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap"

"It's your misfortune and none of my own..."

"Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!"

[Meule]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

[Mikey]

Speaking of Drac ......

Lou Costello

CHICK, CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Bat]

Angels with Diry Faces(Jimmy Cagney) "what'd Ya hear...what'd Ya say."

POTA-"Damm You all to Hell...You blew it up!"

Maltese Falcon(Bogart)"When You're slapped...You'll take it, and like it."

Saving Pvt.Ryan(Hanks)"Earn this James...earn it."

Terminator-"Come with Me, if You want to live."

Cassablanca-"Round up the usual Suspects."

[batmanmc]

there is no tomorrow

[Mikey]

LET MY PEOPLE GO !!!!


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[huedell]

This is a killer thread and really shows the power of movies.

For now--these are the only ones that come to mind
---and I haven't read pages 5 or 6---

"You're all clear kid..."

"General, care to step outside?"

"Where are my detanators"

"They hate it when you do that"

"Nothin' to it but to do it"

"I'd like to raise a practical question at this point..."

and Indiana Jones' profanity on the rope bridge----his nervousness is quite endearing

[monkey tennis]

Uncle Ben:
"Remember, with great power. Comes great responsibility"

[Surfsup]

Great thread, it's had me in stitches!

"Larry, I think she's dead!"...."try giving her the present" and "My life is passing before my eyes. The worst part about it is that I'm driving a used car" - Manhattan Murder Mystery

"I let both the beggar and his minkey off with a warning" and "You are suspended for six months, without pay, effective immediately! Have you anything to say?"...."can you lend me 50 francs?" - Return of The Pink Panther

"Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy" and "Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" - Anchorman

"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch" - As Good As It Gets

"You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course" - Big Lebowski

[monkey tennis]

"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!"

[Brown Bear]

"...General....care to step outside?" (Superman II)

[The Bat]

This line is used in every Star Wars Movie:

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

[huedell]

YouTube - Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: After Hours #2

Okay---its not a movie---but its a great superhero line

"That's not a pocket."
- Batman

("Meow mix. Its personal." is also not too shabby)