one liner - from movies

[JPkempo]

In many movis there is a line that when you hear you think of the movie.
What lines can you think of?
Here are a couple

"Kahn!!!"

"We're go to need a bigger boat."

"I'm melting, melting......"

[Mikey]

Spaceballs......

Worst line ever, but it always cracks me up for some reason .........

What's the matter Colonel Sanders,,,,, Chicken ??????

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[monkey tennis]

"Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape!"

"It's a Madhouse, Madhouse"

[monkey tennis]

Withnail & I
Scrubbers !!!

Aliens
Hey Vasquez, Have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No have you ?

The Breakfast Club
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says . . . oh sh********!

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his Wardrobe ?

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.

Candy is dandy, but Liquor is quicker.

National Lampoon's Vacation
You may think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it.

I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
So, everybody does that.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[monkey tennis]

Ghostbusters

"When someone asks you if you're a god? you say, "Yes!"

[monkey tennis]

"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother"

"Will someone please get this walking carpet out of my way"

[toys2cool]

Tommy Boy-Does this tie make me look fat? No, your face does

[apes3978]

"The only good human, is a dead human" General Ursus, BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES

[toys2cool]

There can be only one-Highlander

[Mikey]

Now that's some high quality H2O

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[mitchedwards]

What we have here is a failure to communicate - Cool Hand Luke

[Meule]

It's alive, ALIVE - "Frankenstein"
Groovy - Bruce Campbell as Ash in "Evil Dead"

[Zemo]

"honey, do you think KFC is still open?"- Old School
"well, you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"- Outlaw Josey Wales

[joshvox]

Citizen Kane:
"Dear Wheeler: you provide the prose poems, I'll provide the war."

The Searchers:
"That'll be the day."

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre:
"I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Dr. Strangelove:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

Just about every damn line from Arthur, but in particular:
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot, I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"
"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
"Do you HATE Perry's wife?"
"This is a goner."

[nvmbrsdoom5]

"Look weez, we've got seventy dollars, and a pair of women's underpants, we're safe as kittens!" - 16 Candles

"I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen..."- Say Anything