one liner - from movies

[JPkempo]

What we have here is a failure to communicate - Cool Hand Luke

I read that and my mind puts the accent in.

The best one liners are the ones where you don't have to tell people what movie it came from.

"These arn't the droids your looking for."

[RG]

No, I am your father

I have a very bad feeling about this

Snakes ... why did they have to be snakes

Nazis, I hate these guys

[jacsfc]

i should have stayed home and played with myself.

rodney dangerfireld: caddyshack

are you using the whole fist doc?

chevy chase: fletch

[The Toyroom]

"Dong...where's my automobile?" (Sixteen Candles)

[txteach]

Go ahead........make my day

no way Ted.......Yes way Bill!

Lets rock!- Aliens when Vasques starts shooting

I am and always will be your friend

[theantiquetiger]

i should have stayed home and played with myself.

rodney dangerfireld: caddyshack

are you using the whole fist doc?

chevy chase: fletch

"Fletch" and "Caddy Shack", some of the greatest one liners in movie history:

Fletch:

Love your body, Barry!!

Excuse You?

What kind of name is Poon?

"Kid: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?

Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?

Kid: I sure did.

Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law."

"Do you own rubber gloves?
I rent, with the option to buy!"

"Look, defenseless babies!"


Caddy Shack:

"Right in the wood yard!"

What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

"Wanna make $14 the hard way?"

[The Toyroom]

Star Wars....

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope"

"When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

"That's no moon. It's a space station."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault. "

"Great, kid. Don't get cocky!"

"The Force is strong with this one."

"The Force will be with you, always"

"I have a very bad feeling about this. "

[thunderbolt]

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ***. Unfortunately, I'm all out of bubble gum...

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals! ...

[Hector]

Batman

This town needs an enema!

Jack Nicholson as the Joker.

[Mikey]

Multiplicity....

She touched my pee pee

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[Hector]

Terminator

Hasta la vista, baby!

I'll be back...

Arnold as the Terminator

[Hector]

Scarface

#$%& ***& %$#@ ++*&## &^&$# #%%#^^^^!!!!!!!

Al Pacino as Tony Montana

[Dr. Phibes]

I'm yer huckleberry-Tombstone
I'm a real light sleeper Chiles-The Thing

[grayhank]

Airplane! or Airplane II

We've got to get these people to a hospital! ... A hospital, what is it? ... It's a big brick building with patients, but that's not important right now!

Miss I speak Jive!

Don't call me Shirley!

We've got to blow the computer!....You mean blow Rock? ...

I just wanna say...I don't think we're gonna live through this and I've never been with a man before.

This was the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

Johnny what do you make of this?....I can make a hat, a brooch a pteradactyl.

Billy, Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison ... Do you like movies about Gladiators...Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Bobby Pin? What's a man doing with a bobby pin?

[Chris DVM]

Hey,

Pardon me while I whip this out.
Hey, where all the white women at?
Blazing Saddles

Convicted? No, never CONVICTED of a felony.
Dat's da fact, Jack!!
Stripes.

We're on a mission from God.
It's 175 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarrettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Blues Brothers

I'm a zit - get it?!
TOGA TOGA TOGA!!
Animal House

Who you gonna call?
He slimed me!
Ghostbusters

Chris DVM