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  • huedell
    Museum Ball Eater
    • Dec 31, 2003
    • 11069

    #31
    Originally posted by BlackKnight
    Hue, if I am ever able to get the opportunity to me you, face to face... Please remind me to eat lots of Beans, Fried Chicken & garlic the night before.
    Scintillating!

    Baked Beans are one of my favorite foods, but for some reason
    I never feel a more than usual compulsion to break wind after eating
    a load of 'em (I fart when I fart... period)

    In fact the connection between "food and fart" never made that much
    sense to me

    Seems in this thread I am a stranger in an unholy land!
    "No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris Mannix

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    • ctc
      Fear the monkeybat!
      • Aug 16, 2001
      • 11183

      #32
      HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

      I thought MY school had some stupid rules. Y'know; this is one of them things that stops on it's own. After a few weeks it stops being funny, and as soon as the girls no longer want to have anything to do with these guys they'll stop all on their own. Peer pressure is an amazing thing.

      But really; imagine the poor kid that does one by accident and gets hauled in for it. Or the proliferation that's gonna happen now that you've banned it. (Official decrying usually only makes things funnier.) Are they gonna escalate discipline if the kids don't stop? Imagine being suspended for THIS! (Or being the kid that gets suspended for an accidental one.)

      Don C.

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      • MarkStalcup
        Chases Ambulances,Customs
        • Feb 6, 2008
        • 120

        #33
        A sad but true story...a friend of mine had the same kind of liver cancer which killed Walter Payton, and ultimately killed him too in his late 30s. A side effect of the chemotherapy was problem gas. He kept working as long as he could to keep insurance going, and once had to fart - it was not funny, and often had side effects like incontinence and internal problems - and his supervisor (at the former Columbia House, now BMG and mostly gutted) in Terre Haute wrote him up a disciplinary notice and nearly fired him. A call from his doctor and his lawyer about ADA laws and his terminal illness got that shut down quick...but it's just an example of how this stuff could be abused. He died six months later...
        “As human beings we all want to be happy and free from misery… we have learned that the key to happiness is inner peace. The greatest obstacles to inner peace are disturbing emotions such as anger, attachment, fear and suspicion, while love and compassion and a sense of universal responsibility are the sources of peace and happiness.” - The Dalai Lama

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