school bans intentional flatuance

[megonaught]

they can hold it and have stomach cramps.
or they can have a FARTING ZONE.

[theantiquetiger]

I am almost 40 years old, I work with 200 guys ranging from 30 - 60 years old, we have radios and a site wide intercom system, and we still play the fart game. There is nothing funnier in the fart game than some one keying up their mic and ripping one 2 o'clock in the morning (kind of a wake up call). We have different types, i.e. SBD, crop dusters, Harleys, (and my favorite) wait until there are three guys in a truck and drop one.

Every guy plays this game, no matter who you are, education level, job, etc. This game has been going on ever since Krug had his friend pull his hairy-knuckled finger.

Now it is punishable to play it? Makes me mad enough to call Toys2Cool and rip one over the phone into his ear!!!

[Mikey]

They better hope the school doesn't serve baked beans.

Leak soup will KILL baked beans any day

[toys2cool]

That's funny man,I don't about detention though.Just call the parents or give them warnings or something

[mitchedwards]

I am almost 40 years old, I work with 200 guys ranging from 30 - 60 years old, we have radios and a site wide intercom system, and we still play the fart game. There is nothing funnier in the fart game than some one keying up their mic and ripping one 2 o'clock in the morning (kind of a wake up call). We have different types, i.e. SBD, crop dusters, Harleys, (and my favorite) wait until there are three guys in a truck and drop one.

Every guy plays this game, no matter who you are, education level, job, etc. This game has been going on ever since Krug had his friend pull his hairy-knuckled finger.

Now it is punishable to play it? Makes me mad enough to call Toys2Cool and rip one over the phone into his ear!!!

I used to work with a guy that saved his gas for the elevator. Nothing pleased him more to rip one off in the elevator. It was gross and you were trapped in the elevator with him. But the male genes still dictate you laugh

[theantiquetiger]

But the male genes still dictate you laugh

Exactly, no matter how old you are, how much money you make, if you are a guy, you are gonna laugh!!!

Now they are trying to ban it!!!!

Come on everyone, lift a leg and rip one in protest!!!!

I think it is the one fun thing in life women cannot take from us, thats why we laugh.

[huedell]

When I was in school they had those HARD wooden chair/desk combos and even a One cheek squeak would end up sounding like a trumpet blast.
This has got to be the most Asinine thing I've ever heard.

No more asinine than a bunch of kids becoming a nuisance by intentionally
stinking up the joint and abusing the idea you can indeed break wind in
"appropriate scenarios" by holding gross-out contests, etc.

As far as "guys fart...its normal...its funny...yadda, yadda" with all respect
it just sounds like a mimic of an HBO comedy special ---and not real life for
EVERY male 24/7 ... I enjoy a good fart "laugh" now & again, but usually
its just a classless venture

[BlackKnight]

^^^ Hue, Would you rather the Kids Be engadging in sex, or sexural acts ? Or how about Bringing Guns to School....., or fighting. Or booze,... smoking, or ...doing Drugs.

Kids , will be Kids. Detention for a FART,.. was a bit too extreme.

[huedell]

^^^ Hue, Would you rather the Kids Be engadging in sex, or sexural acts ? Or how about Bringing Guns to School....., or fighting. Or booze,... smoking, or ...doing Drugs.

Kids , will be Kids. Detention for a FART,.. was a bit too extreme.

That's a loaded question I won't even answer---not because I don't respect
you---its just I just feel like that that's a "set-up" question and not fair

And, regarding "kids will be kids"---Well, its not simply "detention for a fart"

In my last post which was short and to the point (unusual for me, right?)
I specified my point, using words like "intentionally" and "scenario"

There's a time & place for everything. Don't interrupt your classes and school
environment with something that classless (no pun intended)
---its not just a good idea for a rule in these extreme cases--it should also
be common sense---shame its not

[theantiquetiger]

There's a time & place for everything. Don't interrupt your classes and school
environment with something that classless (no pun intended)
---its not just a good idea for a rule in these extreme cases--it should also
be common sense---shame its not

Yes, detention for disrupting classes, or if a kid puts his butt on/near another unwilling kid and cuts one, or disrespecting anyone else from the act, etc; but not for a bunch of boys being boys during recess or between classes. If some kids stand around and see who can get the highest decibel reading and worst smell and every one is willing, more power to them. Show me the crowd, I will give them a run for their money!!

[huedell]

Yes, detention for disrupting classes, or if a kid puts his butt on/near another unwilling kid and cuts one, or disrespecting anyone else from the act, etc;

Well, hopefully the teachers will use discretion...what can I say...I'm behind
this (no pun intended)

[fallensaviour]

If I try to "intentionally fart" ... I usually get a different even worse surprise

Ah..The reality of age.True Irony at its best.When your younger and you fart its funny,when your older and you shart you are laughed at when you excuse yourself from the room.

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

I would prefer it if people would "go outside and shake themselves" as the expression goes here.

[huedell]

I stand corrected
Hueys the expert on all things Manly.
I bow before your superior wisdom

Hey now...

Either I speak for a contingent of men that
are averse to " 24/7 fart humor"
......or I'm a woman.

Its up to you to make that choice buk

[BlackKnight]

Hue, if I am ever able to get the opportunity to me you, face to face... Please remind me to eat lots of Beans, Fried Chicken & garlic the night before.