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  • megomania
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    Try again for the Hawks...our past 10 years (with the exception of 08 & 09) were fairly high level and dominant in 2005; even back to 1999 when they won the AFC West. NFC Division titles 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010, playoffs in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010 and a SB in 2005. Pete Carroll has turned us into a pile of crap tho.....

    -Chris

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    started a topic New suggested NFL team slogans

    New suggested NFL team slogans

    Let's try these for a few months to see if ticket sales increase



    Buffalo – You think our climate is cold? Look at our Super Bowl record.
    Cleveland – Just good enough to avoid a great draft pick
    Seahawks – Sorry about the last decade
    Saints – Give us our coach back and we’ll give you these beads
    Ravens – Could be worse, could still be in Cleveland
    Raiders – Our fans are more intimidating than our team
    Patriots – We’re good, but with one GIANT problem
    Panthers – If cats were beaten any more PETA would step in
    San Fran – We’ve turned a corner, let’s see if we can stay straight
    Packers – Rodgers has more time in the pocket than a high school condom
    Lions – We’re back! That’s right we made bail.
    Jets – Dare Tebow to beat you with his arm? He’s a virgin, his arm is STRONG.
    Jaguars – We have more blackouts than Gary Busey
    Giants – Second best Manning arm, best Manning neck
    Falcons – Like adult movies, great receivers no protection
    Cowboys – The one star isn’t just an emblem, it’s our rating
    Colts – Our QB stayed in college longer than all of the Raiders combined
    Chargers – Like a vegan muffin, great ingredients but we still suck
    Cardinals – Our defense is more porous than our border
    Buccaneers – We host Super Bowls, not play in them.
    Bengals – More ankle monitors than playoff wins
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