New suggested NFL team slogans

[Random Axe]

Let's try these for a few months to see if ticket sales increase



Buffalo – You think our climate is cold? Look at our Super Bowl record.
Cleveland – Just good enough to avoid a great draft pick
Seahawks – Sorry about the last decade
Saints – Give us our coach back and we’ll give you these beads
Ravens – Could be worse, could still be in Cleveland
Raiders – Our fans are more intimidating than our team
Patriots – We’re good, but with one GIANT problem
Panthers – If cats were beaten any more PETA would step in
San Fran – We’ve turned a corner, let’s see if we can stay straight
Packers – Rodgers has more time in the pocket than a high school condom
Lions – We’re back! That’s right we made bail.
Jets – Dare Tebow to beat you with his arm? He’s a virgin, his arm is STRONG.
Jaguars – We have more blackouts than Gary Busey
Giants – Second best Manning arm, best Manning neck
Falcons – Like adult movies, great receivers no protection
Cowboys – The one star isn’t just an emblem, it’s our rating
Colts – Our QB stayed in college longer than all of the Raiders combined
Chargers – Like a vegan muffin, great ingredients but we still suck
Cardinals – Our defense is more porous than our border
Buccaneers – We host Super Bowls, not play in them.
Bengals – More ankle monitors than playoff wins

[megomania]

Try again for the Hawks...our past 10 years (with the exception of 08 & 09) were fairly high level and dominant in 2005; even back to 1999 when they won the AFC West. NFC Division titles 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010, playoffs in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010 and a SB in 2005. Pete Carroll has turned us into a pile of crap tho.....

-Chris

[thunderbolt]

and the Bucs did get a Superbowl.

[MegoMark71]

oh my poor Bengals.

[BlackKnight]

and the Bucs did get a Superbowl.

Yep ...., They Destroyed the Raiders. It still Hurts.

[BlackKnight]

Try again for the Hawks...our past 10 years (with the exception of 08 & 09) were fairly high level and dominant in 2005; even back to 1999 when they won the AFC West. NFC Division titles 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010, playoffs in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010 and a SB in 2005. Pete Carroll has turned us into a pile of crap tho.....

-Chris

I agree on all counts.
I dunno , or understand the suggested Slogan.
It's more fitting for the 90's.

You see the New Jerseys ? ....
Another thing I dunno how I feel yet.

[BlackKnight]

BTW ....
The Colts Should Be " Manning Proved there is an I in Team" .

[Zemo]

Dolphins slogan-"we will always have 1972" lol

[Random Axe]

No offence to Seattle. I meant to use that for the Chiefs. I had nothing for the Hawks.

[jwyblejr]

Now the Seahawks should have a new one. "We've got T.O. How long do you think it'll be before he throws our QB under the bus?"

[Brad]

Now the Seahawks should have a new one. "We've got T.O. How long do you think it'll be before he throws our QB under the bus?"

You mean that hasn't happened yet? T.O. is slipping in his old age.


Always thought it was a shame that T.O. and Moss had so much drama during their careers. Either could have had even better careers then what they have had. Both could have surpassed Rice in total yards and TDs IMO. But neither seemed to be able to be a true professional unlike Rice who is just a hard worker and class act. Just my take on it from what I have seen as an NFL fan.

[BlackKnight]

The Hawks Got T O ???
LOL.... IS This True ?

[Random Axe]

It is official. He might surprise a few, but having washed out of an Arena league team or whatever nonsense he was involved in is not a good omen.

[Random Axe]

Out of all the teams interested, Seattle didn't offer the most money, but it is the furthest city away from his baby mommas.

[BlackKnight]

Moss is a 9er ...
Owens is a Hawk.
This is Fantastic Stuff ,... It almost seems made up. lol.