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  • Random Axe
    The Voice of Reason
    • Apr 16, 2008
    • 4518

    New suggested NFL team slogans

    Let's try these for a few months to see if ticket sales increase



    Buffalo – You think our climate is cold? Look at our Super Bowl record.
    Cleveland – Just good enough to avoid a great draft pick
    Seahawks – Sorry about the last decade
    Saints – Give us our coach back and we’ll give you these beads
    Ravens – Could be worse, could still be in Cleveland
    Raiders – Our fans are more intimidating than our team
    Patriots – We’re good, but with one GIANT problem
    Panthers – If cats were beaten any more PETA would step in
    San Fran – We’ve turned a corner, let’s see if we can stay straight
    Packers – Rodgers has more time in the pocket than a high school condom
    Lions – We’re back! That’s right we made bail.
    Jets – Dare Tebow to beat you with his arm? He’s a virgin, his arm is STRONG.
    Jaguars – We have more blackouts than Gary Busey
    Giants – Second best Manning arm, best Manning neck
    Falcons – Like adult movies, great receivers no protection
    Cowboys – The one star isn’t just an emblem, it’s our rating
    Colts – Our QB stayed in college longer than all of the Raiders combined
    Chargers – Like a vegan muffin, great ingredients but we still suck
    Cardinals – Our defense is more porous than our border
    Buccaneers – We host Super Bowls, not play in them.
    Bengals – More ankle monitors than playoff wins
    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

    If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.
  • megomania
    Persistent Member
    • Jan 2, 2010
    • 2175

    #2
    Try again for the Hawks...our past 10 years (with the exception of 08 & 09) were fairly high level and dominant in 2005; even back to 1999 when they won the AFC West. NFC Division titles 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010, playoffs in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010 and a SB in 2005. Pete Carroll has turned us into a pile of crap tho.....

    -Chris

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    • thunderbolt
      Hi Ernie!!!
      • Feb 15, 2004
      • 34211

      #3
      and the Bucs did get a Superbowl.
      You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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      • MegoMark71
        Permanent Member
        • Dec 18, 2008
        • 3383

        #4
        oh my poor Bengals.

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        • BlackKnight
          The DarkSide Customizer
          • Apr 16, 2005
          • 14622

          #5
          Originally posted by thunderbolt
          and the Bucs did get a Superbowl.
          Yep ...., They Destroyed the Raiders. It still Hurts.
          ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


          always trading for Hot Toys Figures .

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          • BlackKnight
            The DarkSide Customizer
            • Apr 16, 2005
            • 14622

            #6
            Originally posted by megomania
            Try again for the Hawks...our past 10 years (with the exception of 08 & 09) were fairly high level and dominant in 2005; even back to 1999 when they won the AFC West. NFC Division titles 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010, playoffs in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010 and a SB in 2005. Pete Carroll has turned us into a pile of crap tho.....

            -Chris
            I agree on all counts.
            I dunno , or understand the suggested Slogan.
            It's more fitting for the 90's.

            You see the New Jerseys ? ....
            Another thing I dunno how I feel yet.
            ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


            always trading for Hot Toys Figures .

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            • BlackKnight
              The DarkSide Customizer
              • Apr 16, 2005
              • 14622

              #7
              BTW ....
              The Colts Should Be " Manning Proved there is an I in Team" .
              ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


              always trading for Hot Toys Figures .

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              • Zemo
                Still Smokin'
                • Feb 14, 2006
                • 3888

                #8
                Dolphins slogan-"we will always have 1972" lol

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                • Random Axe
                  The Voice of Reason
                  • Apr 16, 2008
                  • 4518

                  #9
                  No offence to Seattle. I meant to use that for the Chiefs. I had nothing for the Hawks.
                  I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

                  If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.

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                  • jwyblejr
                    galactic yo-yo
                    • Apr 6, 2006
                    • 11147

                    #10
                    Now the Seahawks should have a new one. "We've got T.O. How long do you think it'll be before he throws our QB under the bus?"

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                    • Brad
                      Batman Fanatic
                      • Aug 20, 2010
                      • 1230

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jwyblejr
                      Now the Seahawks should have a new one. "We've got T.O. How long do you think it'll be before he throws our QB under the bus?"
                      You mean that hasn't happened yet? T.O. is slipping in his old age.


                      Always thought it was a shame that T.O. and Moss had so much drama during their careers. Either could have had even better careers then what they have had. Both could have surpassed Rice in total yards and TDs IMO. But neither seemed to be able to be a true professional unlike Rice who is just a hard worker and class act. Just my take on it from what I have seen as an NFL fan.
                      "Never take a person's dignity: it is worth everything to them, and nothing to you." - Frank Barron

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                      • BlackKnight
                        The DarkSide Customizer
                        • Apr 16, 2005
                        • 14622

                        #12
                        The Hawks Got T O ???
                        LOL.... IS This True ?
                        ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


                        always trading for Hot Toys Figures .

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                        • Random Axe
                          The Voice of Reason
                          • Apr 16, 2008
                          • 4518

                          #13
                          It is official. He might surprise a few, but having washed out of an Arena league team or whatever nonsense he was involved in is not a good omen.
                          I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

                          If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.

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                          • Random Axe
                            The Voice of Reason
                            • Apr 16, 2008
                            • 4518

                            #14
                            Out of all the teams interested, Seattle didn't offer the most money, but it is the furthest city away from his baby mommas.
                            I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

                            If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.

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                            • BlackKnight
                              The DarkSide Customizer
                              • Apr 16, 2005
                              • 14622

                              #15
                              Moss is a 9er ...
                              Owens is a Hawk.
                              This is Fantastic Stuff ,... It almost seems made up. lol.
                              ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


                              always trading for Hot Toys Figures .

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