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  • Bill
    Parminant Memble
    • Oct 20, 2002
    • 4139

    #31
    At least the dead guy is dead, the living brother has to deal with people asking about his brother.
    "Oh, he um, moved to Patagonia, yeah..."

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    • Adam West
      Museum CPA
      • Apr 14, 2003
      • 6822

      #32
      Talk about a request for a last meal....
      "The farther we go, the more the ultimate explanation recedes from us, and all we have left is faith."
      ~Vaclav Hlavaty

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      • 4NDR01D
        Alpha Centauri....OR DIE!
        • Jan 22, 2008
        • 3266

        #33
        Originally posted by Saroyan
        Finally, is prison really that bad- that someone would eat butt-coke to attempt to avoid it?? Hmmm, go to jail and probably prison....or eat my brother's butt-coke......I'd go to prison and explain what my other choice was!!
        You might be surprised to hear what people in prison will do to get high.
        one of the more popular choices- Guy gets his daily methadone, eats cotton balls, pukes it up, sells to another inmate-$20 minimum.

        Now that cigs are banned, inmates get the nicotine patch, soak it in a bowl/mug on their radiators, take the lettuce from their sandwiches, soak, dry, smoke, get sick.

        they can make prison hooch outta beans and chewed up bread.

        butt coke would sound pretty good to some of these guys.
        Last edited by 4NDR01D; Dec 23, '11, 12:52 PM.

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        • jwyblejr
          galactic yo-yo
          • Apr 6, 2006
          • 11147

          #34
          I bet even Keith Richards thinks this was crazy.

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          • thunderbolt
            Hi Ernie!!!
            • Feb 15, 2004
            • 34211

            #35
            Finally an idiot story that's not from FLA. But, it must be said, you are what you eat.
            Last edited by thunderbolt; Dec 24, '11, 6:58 AM.
            You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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            • Adam West
              Museum CPA
              • Apr 14, 2003
              • 6822

              #36
              When I was in college and in a fraternity we found out that a "brother" snuck hash oil into the country by placing it in a condom and swalling it. Not to say that drug abuse doesn't occur in college but most in the fraternity were so angry; we threw him out.
              "The farther we go, the more the ultimate explanation recedes from us, and all we have left is faith."
              ~Vaclav Hlavaty

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              • Brown Bear
                Still Old School
                • Feb 14, 2008
                • 7063

                #37
                Can a Mod please end this thread? I'm tired of reading the headline during Christmas.
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                • GSPUSA
                  General Patton
                  • Apr 9, 2005
                  • 1506

                  #38
                  Sounds like justice was served!
                  It

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                  • mego73
                    Printed paperboard Tiger
                    • Aug 1, 2003
                    • 6690

                    #39
                    Originally posted by GSPUSA
                    Sounds like justice was served!

                    Oh my!

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                    • wayne foundation 07
                      Time to feed the cat
                      • Dec 30, 2007
                      • 5705

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Hector
                      I'm sorry...but that's natural selection...idiots like that deserve to go extinct...lol.
                      yep, thats the perfect way to put it

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                      • Megotu
                        jerk
                        • Dec 16, 2001
                        • 10738

                        #41
                        I can see this as the kernel of a country and western song


                        I'd eat coke from your butt
                        To keep you outta jail.
                        I don't see how that will work
                        But thinkin is where I fail.

                        You always was the brains
                        of our little family
                        And that family's gettin smaller
                        Cause your butt coke done killed me.
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