They should be erased from current continuity and history
Sidewalk business mascots - Car dealerships, tax refund shops, apartment complexes have these costumed deviants dancing and waving at passing cars and possibly causing accidents. The Statue of Liberty, Yogi Bear, a blue frog, a nuclear beaver and a human hotdog will not make me slam on my brakes and sell my gold.
The 1800 Tequila guy - Is there anyone more smarmy, more obnixious than this well-dressed, raging alcoholic? "WHat can your top do?" It keeps the liquid from spilling. What can your talent agent do? Nothing.
Carson Daly
Wireless kiosk guys - I can't go to the mall without being molested by T-Mobile and Verizon. They are strategically placed near the food court and they beckon you, loudly, to their little space. Wearing a tie doesn't make you slick, junior.
Movie ticket rippers - I went to Super 8 this afternoon and literally the girl we bought the tickets from went over to the hallway entrance to also rip the tickets she just put into our hands 45 seconds ago.
Sidewalk business mascots - Car dealerships, tax refund shops, apartment complexes have these costumed deviants dancing and waving at passing cars and possibly causing accidents. The Statue of Liberty, Yogi Bear, a blue frog, a nuclear beaver and a human hotdog will not make me slam on my brakes and sell my gold.
The 1800 Tequila guy - Is there anyone more smarmy, more obnixious than this well-dressed, raging alcoholic? "WHat can your top do?" It keeps the liquid from spilling. What can your talent agent do? Nothing.
Carson Daly
Wireless kiosk guys - I can't go to the mall without being molested by T-Mobile and Verizon. They are strategically placed near the food court and they beckon you, loudly, to their little space. Wearing a tie doesn't make you slick, junior.
Movie ticket rippers - I went to Super 8 this afternoon and literally the girl we bought the tickets from went over to the hallway entrance to also rip the tickets she just put into our hands 45 seconds ago.
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