I remember getting my grandmother to buy me a pair of the Bruce Jenner sneakers at Gimbels. I didn't care about the shoes, but they came with these medals that went on the laces.
"How do they feel? Can you walk in them OK?"
"Where are the medals? I don't see the medals!"
"Uh, yeah, but how's the fit?
"I can't find the medals. Don't forget the medals. It says they come with medals!"
And having the medals, plus brand new Bruce Jenner sneakers, made me super-fast. I mean Flash fast.
"How do they feel? Can you walk in them OK?"
"Where are the medals? I don't see the medals!"
"Uh, yeah, but how's the fit?
"I can't find the medals. Don't forget the medals. It says they come with medals!"
And having the medals, plus brand new Bruce Jenner sneakers, made me super-fast. I mean Flash fast.
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