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An Irishman walks into a Pub in Dublin, sits down at the Bar and orders three Pints of Guinness. He drinks all three Pints, taking a sip off each one at a time as he does so.
Each Day after he returns and repeats the ritual. Finally the Bartender can't take it anymore and asks.."I know it's none of my business Lad, but why three Pints at the same time"? The Irishman says..."well Mate, I've got a Brother who moved to Australia, and another Brother who moved to America. So we all made a Pact that each Day at noon, we'd all stop in a Pub and drink a toast to each other".
The Bartender replies "that's really nice Lad". So this goes on for a few months and all the Patrons of the Pub get to know the Irishman, and admire his loyalty to his Brothers.
Then one Day the Irishman walks in, sits down and only orders two Pints. Everybody in the Pub is silent...fearing the worst. Finally...the Bartender can't take it anymore...and walks up to the Guys and says..."You've got my sincerest condolences Lad".
The Irishman confused at first, realizes what the Bartender is thinking! He's says...."oh no mate, you've got it all wrong...both me Brothers are fine...I'm just on the Wagon".
Each Day after he returns and repeats the ritual. Finally the Bartender can't take it anymore and asks.."I know it's none of my business Lad, but why three Pints at the same time"? The Irishman says..."well Mate, I've got a Brother who moved to Australia, and another Brother who moved to America. So we all made a Pact that each Day at noon, we'd all stop in a Pub and drink a toast to each other".
The Bartender replies "that's really nice Lad". So this goes on for a few months and all the Patrons of the Pub get to know the Irishman, and admire his loyalty to his Brothers.
Then one Day the Irishman walks in, sits down and only orders two Pints. Everybody in the Pub is silent...fearing the worst. Finally...the Bartender can't take it anymore...and walks up to the Guys and says..."You've got my sincerest condolences Lad".
The Irishman confused at first, realizes what the Bartender is thinking! He's says...."oh no mate, you've got it all wrong...both me Brothers are fine...I'm just on the Wagon".
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