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  • AndyL
    New Member
    • Nov 5, 2008
    • 8

    #61
    Tiger...wait, what??

    OK. Tiger f'd up obviously, but I need to respond to Hector's comments:

    "Tiger's squeaky clean image is carefully crafted."
    Maybe.., but most would say he IS squeaky clean.

    "He has been fined numerous times by the PGA for cursing and angry interchanges with spectators and fellow players."
    This is possible for cursing at idiot spectators who yell or snap photos in his swing. Towards other players??? I doubt it. Show me proof.

    "His last tournament at the Australian Masters he threw a club into the gallery."
    Show me the video!!

    "Some years ago GQ did an interview with him and he hasn't done one like it since. He told the photographers they had an hour and on the 60th minute he told them to F off he was done. Told some off color jokes and opined that the only reason that women follow black baseball and basketball is because they have big penises and adds with a smile "what about golf"."
    Show me the video!!

    "Looks like he might have a little OJ in him, his wife used to work for another pro golfer so she has traveled in some circles, maybe she has a little OJ in her as well."
    ***?Really@!!***??

    I felt compelled to respond to these off the wall comments. Thanks for reading.
    Andy

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    • Hector
      el Hombre de Acero
      • May 19, 2003
      • 31852

      #62
      ...and who the hell are you...Tiger Woods' caddy?

      I felt compelled to respond to these off the wall responses. Thanks for reading.

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      • kingdom warrior
        OH JES!!
        • Jul 21, 2005
        • 12478

        #63
        Originally posted by Hector
        What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

        Both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

        Ahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!

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        • kingdom warrior
          OH JES!!
          • Jul 21, 2005
          • 12478

          #64
          Originally posted by Hector
          ...and who the hell are you...Tiger Woods' caddy?

          I felt compelled to respond to these off the wall responses. Thanks for reading.

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          • fallensaviour
            Talkative Member
            • Aug 28, 2006
            • 5620

            #65
            Hey heres a video of woods nice temper.watch close at the begining you can see the baby toss his club on the ground....Ahahahaha what a suck.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yYTKP_xwtI
            “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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            • Meule
              Verbose Member
              • Nov 14, 2004
              • 28720

              #66
              To all those that think this is a private matter and we should leave Woods alone: you're DEAD WRONG.
              The guy damaged a fire hydrant. Unless he has a private fire hydrant at his place he did on a public road, he damaged public property, which makes it a matter for the police. Since they didn't arrest him I'll assume they didn't give him a breathalyzer.
              You try damaging public property and then tell the cops to go F themselves (which is basically what Woods is doing here) and that you'll talk to them when you're good and reday to do so. They'll arrest you right there and then and give you a breathalyzer. And likely you'll end up in jail.
              But Woods gets off easy because he's a celebrity, that is total and complete BS. Whatever law applies to me applies to him as well, he's not above the law.
              "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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              • toys2cool
                Ultimate Mego Warrior
                • Nov 27, 2006
                • 28605

                #67
                Originally posted by Hector
                ...and who the hell are you...Tiger Woods' caddy?


                "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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                • Hector
                  el Hombre de Acero
                  • May 19, 2003
                  • 31852

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Meule
                  To all those that think this is a private matter and we should leave Woods alone: you're DEAD WRONG.
                  The guy damaged a fire hydrant. Unless he has a private fire hydrant at his place he did on a public road, he damaged public property, which makes it a matter for the police. Since they didn't arrest him I'll assume they didn't give him a breathalyzer.
                  You try damaging public property and then tell the cops to go F themselves (which is basically what Woods is doing here) and that you'll talk to them when you're good and reday to do so. They'll arrest you right there and then and give you a breathalyzer. And likely you'll end up in jail.
                  But Woods gets off easy because he's a celebrity, that is total and complete BS. Whatever law applies to me applies to him as well, he's not above the law.
                  Exactly.

                  I just can't get this celebrity worship...I really don't.

                  Even the president is not above the law.

                  Why should this dude get any free passes for destroying public property?

                  Let's not forget...the guy has earned a billion dollars for just hitting a little white ball...that's the extent of his importance and legacy in this entire universe...hitting a little white ball.

                  I might be a nobody...but at least this nobody has not given Woods a single nickel out of his pocket...I'm very proud to say that Woods has not one single penny that used to be mine in his billion dollar piggy bank.



                  Once again...we are in agreement here....Meule.

                  Last edited by Hector; Dec 1, '09, 5:14 PM.
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                  • Meule
                    Verbose Member
                    • Nov 14, 2004
                    • 28720

                    #69
                    Originally posted by Hector

                    I might be a nobody...but at least this nobody has not given Woods a single nickel out of his pocket...I'm very proud to say that Woods has not one single penny that used to be mine in his billion dollar piggy bank.
                    Just to make sure, you don't use a razor by Gillette, do you?

                    Originally posted by Hector

                    Once again...we are in agreement here....Meule.

                    "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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                    • Hector
                      el Hombre de Acero
                      • May 19, 2003
                      • 31852

                      #70
                      Originally posted by Meule
                      Just to make sure, you don't use a razor by Gillette, do you?
                      Oh man...I use the Gillette Mach 3...



                      Bloody hell...I hate Tiger Woods even more now...

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                      • Meule
                        Verbose Member
                        • Nov 14, 2004
                        • 28720

                        #71
                        Originally posted by Hector
                        Oh man...I use the Gillette Mach 3...



                        Bloody hell...I hate Tiger Woods even more now...



                        I feel better now, my work here is done
                        "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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                        • Hector
                          el Hombre de Acero
                          • May 19, 2003
                          • 31852

                          #72
                          I hate you, Meule...

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                          • Meule
                            Verbose Member
                            • Nov 14, 2004
                            • 28720

                            #73
                            Originally posted by Hector
                            I hate you, Meule...

                            Aaaaahhh, the world is back to normal
                            "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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                            • Mikey
                              Verbose Member
                              • Aug 9, 2001
                              • 47258

                              #74
                              Tiger Wood is a funny name

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                              • toys2cool
                                Ultimate Mego Warrior
                                • Nov 27, 2006
                                • 28605

                                #75
                                Originally posted by Hector
                                Oh man...I use the Gillette Mach 3...



                                Bloody hell...I hate Tiger Woods even more now...

                                I use the gillette as well and the TW nike hat
                                "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

                                http://ultimatewarriorcollection.webs.com/
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