Just some nuggets to chew on....
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta its butt."
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta its butt."
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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