old saying you use all the time

[DocDrako]

I don't have many sayings, but I do use certain words alot. Here are some of my favorites:

Cool or That's so freakin' cool
Man
Dude
Lame, Lame-O, or Lame-oid
Ignoramus
You little son of a ***** (I've had to retire this since having my own child. I don't want my son to get the idea I'm talking to him or calling his mom a *****.)

Sir & Ma'am (In professional settings. Customers in the past used to say "You were brought up that way." and I'd say no because I wasn't. It's easier to say Sir or Ma'am instead of trying to remember people's names. Especially with my faulty memory.)

I used to say "Holy Hannah" just like Wee67. When I was younger my biological father taught me Spanish swear words and I thought it was okay to use them since it was a foreign language.

"Your belly is corn" is a term I use alot when people say thank you. It's meaning is obvious although it makes no sense to me or anyone I say it to.

My Grandmother has a few good ones:
I'll be a suck-egg mule (her solution to 'I'll be a s.o.b.'...I've used this one a few times)
Bearcat (which is her solution to bull****)
Peert neert but not plum (which comes from 'pretty near it but not plum' I think...whatever that means)

[kingdom warrior]

In Spanish Vete Pa' La M***** but I substitute other M words so not to be vulgar.....

[ctc]

Hmmmm....

"Just 'cos I let you live doesn't mean I like you."
"Quit wasting my oxygen."

And one favoured by a co-worker:
"So.... when exactly DID you decide you wanted to be punched in the throat?"

Don C.

[jwiz154]

"I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong!"

[saildog]

There are 957 acceptable ways to de-fur a feline.

[Hulk]

Cool beans
Oh snap
what's up homeslice?
F*** yer Mother
get the F*** out
don't know you A** from your elbow

[bgrimm77]

You're not hungry....you just like the way it feels going down!!!

[bgrimm77]

"if I wanted to hear from an ****** I'd fart!!!"

[bgrimm77]

If I want any **** out of you I'll squeeze your head!!!

[livnxxxl]

We got some ole NWA fans in the house??

"I'm Eazy, but no that Eazy to deal with especially when your talking BS!"

[livnxxxl]

I am still thinking of more and posting them as they come to me. There is so many that I use at different times and for different occasions.

"Rats Farts"

"F-Me Running!"

[Hector]

&^)*&*&&$@##@#%#@$#^%&())(_)_+**%%##$%*****%...

[steelcouch]

Forget about it
deez n_ts
en la madre
orale

[mego boy CA]

for me it would be: DUDE!
no manches!

[DocDrako]

Hmmmm....

"Just 'cos I let you live doesn't mean I like you."
"Quit wasting my oxygen."

And one favoured by a co-worker:
"So.... when exactly DID you decide you wanted to be punched in the throat?"

Don C.

I like every one of those. I think I'll adopt them into my own vocabulary.