old saying you use all the time

[goldenryan]

i just wanna hear what everybody's are.

[toys2cool]

Mine are mostly in Spanish

[Gorn Captain]

Mine are in Dutch, of course.

A favourite:
"I don't have a donkey that sh*ts money!"
(meaning: I don't have tons of money to spare, said to someone who keeps asking for more money)

Feel free to use it!!!

[goldenryan]

Mine are mostly in Spanish

those are good too not really a saying but ever since i watched the breakfest club and simpsons i still tell people to "eat my shorts"

[HardyGirl]

I've been known to call people "turkey".

I often say, "what a drag".

[Mikey]

23 skidoo

[garagesale]

"I pity the fool."

[Wee67]

'Holy Hannah' and 'Yikes!' Use 'em all the time.

[livnxxxl]

One quickee off the top of my head is "What comes around goes around" I am a firm believer in that one!

[livnxxxl]

I like to tell people this one when they wish for something unrealistic....

Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which hand gets full the fastest.

[txteach]

With my friends I have been known to say one is "Up **** creek without a paddle".

[BlackKnight]

sh*! or get off the Pot
Sh*!ing in High Cotton
Thats the Greatest thing since Shaved p*#$^

[EMCE Hammer]

Thank you very little
I love it when a plan comes together

[GAFan]

That dog'll hunt. (Picked that up from a girlfriend in Arkansas) It means it will work.

[johnnystorm]

Good Gravy, Davy!