Speaking of Man Rules, What Should Men Never Do List

[theantiquetiger]

There is a real reason that goes back to victorian times

Men should never reference something from the "Victorian Times"!!!

Call it "From the Old West Days" or something manly like that!!!

[bgrimm77]

While walking down the street always walk on the outside closest to traffic. There is a real reason that goes back to victorian times but I will not get into that here and now. So when you atre with your lady walk on the outside and always open doors....especially car doors And dont talk to a dude while your johnson is in your hand !!!

[HardyGirl]

Oh brother!

[jwyblejr]

Sorry LLOTMM (Lovely Ladies of the Mego Museum), but this is a MAN's post (we may hunt &kill small animals, make fire, and cook them after we are done here ***Pounding Chest***)


What are some of the unwritten rules that a man should never do?

Of course,

No talking to strangers at urinals


But we need to make a list:

1. Never, ever look down while in the locker room/shower



others???

I thought that was never drop the soap?

[theantiquetiger]

Never let her pick the movie.

You pick the movie when it is your turn, and you two agree on a movie when it is her turn.

[toys2cool]

Ooppps,.. I have done this a few times...

lmao! yeah i did it once at walgreens and i don't think I'll ever do it again,they called in for a price check in front of everyone,I felt so stupid,I could hear the chicks cracking up behind me

[sauce]

Never ask what the girls were talking about during "girl talk"

You have been warned!!

[BlackKnight]

Buy his chicks tampons

Ooppps,.. I have done this a few times...

[toys2cool]

Never hit a woman.

Unless she asks you to

naw good call

[Hector]

Never hit a woman.

[theantiquetiger]

Never skip along!!! We do not skip, we leap, jump, or hop.

[toys2cool]

never let her grab the remote

[theantiquetiger]

Stick his penis in a lions cage at the zoo

This is not true, if you are man enough to do it, "Just Do It!!!" You are more of a man than me (and bigger ***in height that is ***)

[Mikey]

What are some of the unwritten rules that a man should never do?

Stick his penis in a lions cage at the zoo

[theantiquetiger]

Never cry during a movie with your lady.she might tell you its cool but i guarantee she tells your buddies!

AND NEVER, NEVER, NEVER cry because of a commercial ( I don't care how sad the long distance call advertisement is)