Speaking of Man Rules, What Should Men Never Do List

[theantiquetiger]

Sorry LLOTMM (Lovely Ladies of the Mego Museum), but this is a MAN's post (we may hunt &kill small animals, make fire, and cook them after we are done here ***Pounding Chest***)


What are some of the unwritten rules that a man should never do?

Of course,

No talking to strangers at urinals


But we need to make a list:

1. Never, ever look down while in the locker room/shower

2. Pee sitting down

others???

[toys2cool]

Buy his chicks tampons

[toys2cool]

Never allow anything in his backroom during sex

Happened to my best friend,funniest thing ever!!

[wayne foundation 07]

Never let the woman push the shopping cart.If we have to go to the store we get to drive the cart.

[theantiquetiger]

Now there is a loop hole in the "Talking at the urinal" rule;

You can talk to a stranger at an urinal if the topic is football (and your at the game) or if there is some super hot chick just outside the bathroom.

[csxernie]

Never cry during a movie with your lady.she might tell you its cool but i guarantee she tells your buddies!

[theantiquetiger]

Never cry during a movie with your lady.she might tell you its cool but i guarantee she tells your buddies!

AND NEVER, NEVER, NEVER cry because of a commercial ( I don't care how sad the long distance call advertisement is)

[Mikey]

What are some of the unwritten rules that a man should never do?

Stick his penis in a lions cage at the zoo

[theantiquetiger]

Stick his penis in a lions cage at the zoo

This is not true, if you are man enough to do it, "Just Do It!!!" You are more of a man than me (and bigger ***in height that is ***)

[toys2cool]

never let her grab the remote

[theantiquetiger]

Never skip along!!! We do not skip, we leap, jump, or hop.

[Hector]

Never hit a woman.

[toys2cool]

Never hit a woman.

Unless she asks you to

naw good call

[BlackKnight]

Buy his chicks tampons

Ooppps,.. I have done this a few times...

[sauce]

Never ask what the girls were talking about during "girl talk"

You have been warned!!