Speaking of Man Rules, What Should Men Never Do List

[csxernie]

Never cry during a movie with your lady.she might tell you its cool but i guarantee she tells your buddies!

[theantiquetiger]

Now there is a loop hole in the "Talking at the urinal" rule;

You can talk to a stranger at an urinal if the topic is football (and your at the game) or if there is some super hot chick just outside the bathroom.

[wayne foundation 07]

Never let the woman push the shopping cart.If we have to go to the store we get to drive the cart.

[toys2cool]

Never allow anything in his backroom during sex

Happened to my best friend,funniest thing ever!!

[toys2cool]

Buy his chicks tampons

[theantiquetiger]

Sorry LLOTMM (Lovely Ladies of the Mego Museum), but this is a MAN's post (we may hunt &kill small animals, make fire, and cook them after we are done here ***Pounding Chest***)


What are some of the unwritten rules that a man should never do?

Of course,

No talking to strangers at urinals


But we need to make a list:

1. Never, ever look down while in the locker room/shower

2. Pee sitting down

others???