I was sent a printout of the Forbidden Zone and a map of Ape City along with other ape-related goodness by a friend from an apes group I hang out at. Ashton, my four year old, was really excited to see the maps. He said he wanted me to take him to Ape City. I said I would love to do that.
This morning he said, "Mommy, when there is no daycare, can you take me to Ape City?"
Uhhhh....squirm....squirm...."Sure....I would LOVE to take you there, but I don't know how."
"But you have a map! You can take me there!"
More squirming..."It's a map of Ape City...not a map showing me HOW to get there."
"If you know how to put on the makeup, you can take me to Ape City. You know how to get there! You know where it is."
"It's NOT possible to go to Ape City. It's too far."
"Can we take a plane?"
"No...we have to take a spaceship that goes faster than the speed of light...hit a wormhole and punch through time...and even then, there is no guarantee that we will find Ape City."
He was very quiet. I know he will ask me again. I'm going to have to find a way to tell him it's all pretend.
This morning he said, "Mommy, when there is no daycare, can you take me to Ape City?"
Uhhhh....squirm....squirm...."Sure....I would LOVE to take you there, but I don't know how."
"But you have a map! You can take me there!"
More squirming..."It's a map of Ape City...not a map showing me HOW to get there."
"If you know how to put on the makeup, you can take me to Ape City. You know how to get there! You know where it is."
"It's NOT possible to go to Ape City. It's too far."
"Can we take a plane?"
"No...we have to take a spaceship that goes faster than the speed of light...hit a wormhole and punch through time...and even then, there is no guarantee that we will find Ape City."
He was very quiet. I know he will ask me again. I'm going to have to find a way to tell him it's all pretend.

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