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  • Gorn Captain
    Invincible Ironing Man
    • Feb 28, 2008
    • 10549

    Jean-Claude Van Damme is an idiot!

    Yes, he is.

    He may be my fellow countryman, but that's where it ends.

    He visited Belgium a while ago, to promote his new film "JCVD". Get it?
    Amazing title, right.

    You know how he always plays double parts in his movies? Twin brothers, evil double, that kind of stuff.
    So to make a change, he is playing...himself...playing an actor...who is playing the role of...JCVD.
    Academy award material for sure.

    When promoting this turkey, he visited our annual SF convention.
    The organisors had to hire FOUR professional body guards, for JC alone!
    (hey, he’s a martial arts guy, can’t he defend himself?)

    He insisted on a system of virtual cueing, no more than two hours signing, and no more than 100 autographs. A lot of regular folks just left, not into this autograph frenzy thing to begin with. On Sunday, it’s mainly mom & pop visitors, you know.
    In the end, when all had left, he insisted that the convention organisors buy a pile of autographs from him.

    Some time it’s hard…to be a Belgian…..
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    "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."
  • BlackKnight
    The DarkSide Customizer
    • Apr 16, 2005
    • 14622

    #2
    I think he Cool.
    Well,... Maybe Not,.. but I like the Movie Hard Target alot for some reason..
    ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


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    • knight errant00
      8 Inch Action Figure
      • Nov 15, 2005
      • 1773

      #3
      Originally posted by BlackKnight
      .. but I like the Movie Hard Target alot for some reason..
      Ahh, that would be because of Yancy Butler --

      Photos of Yancy Butler

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      • Marvelmania
        A Ray of Sunshine
        • Jun 17, 2001
        • 10392

        #4
        Calling him an idiot is much too nice. I've always disliked him and anything he's ever been in.

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        • Cosmicman
          Permanent Member
          • Jul 12, 2005
          • 4794

          #5
          Another example of a has-been trying to cash in on his past.


          I call it the West/Cassidy syndrome.
          Last edited by Cosmicman; Sep 5, '08, 12:37 PM.
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          • toys2cool
            Ultimate Mego Warrior
            • Nov 27, 2006
            • 28605

            #6
            LOL! he's an idiot but I like him,yeah his stuff sucks now.but he has some great movies
            Bloodsport
            No retreat no surrender-Anyone remember that?
            Timecop
            Universal Soldier
            No where to run
            Cyborg
            "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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            • raider5gt
              Museum Tree Cutter
              • Nov 25, 2007
              • 1911

              #7
              Originally posted by toys2cool
              No retreat no surrender-Anyone remember that?

              Wasn't that the film where the guy was getting trained by the Ghost of Bruce Lee?

              Never stand behind a cow when it sneezes.

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              • Mikey
                Verbose Member
                • Aug 9, 2001
                • 47258

                #8
                The only movie I ever seen with him was ..... (I forgot the title)
                His brother gets the **** beat out of him in a karate ring ... and Van Dam trains to uphold the family honor and beats the nasty.
                I think it was in Vietnam or something

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                • raider5gt
                  Museum Tree Cutter
                  • Nov 25, 2007
                  • 1911

                  #9
                  Originally posted by type1kirk
                  The only movie I ever seen with him was ..... (I forgot the title)
                  His brother gets the **** beat out of him in a karate ring ... and Van Dam trains to uphold the family honor and beats the nasty.
                  I think it was in Vietnam or something
                  That was Kickboxer,the guy who played his brother was a real world champion kickboxer called Dennis Alexio

                  Shame Tong Po mashed him up

                  Never stand behind a cow when it sneezes.

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                  • Hector
                    el Hombre de Acero
                    • May 19, 2003
                    • 31852

                    #10
                    Van Damme is a fraud, he was supposedly the European kickboxing champion...but I went through his opponents' history, and they were all nobodies...not even the martial arts community know any of these fighters, lol.

                    Plus the reason he does those leg splits so well is because he was a ballet dancer.

                    The guy is NOT a real fighter.

                    His ex-bodyguard...Chuck Zito...punched him at a Scores bar and Van Damme went down...lol...

                    FOREVER FLEXING HIS REP Chuck Zito of HBO's 'Oz,' a former prison inmate, is one tough actor

                    Chuck Zito is one mean mutha...you don't wanna mess with him...




                    Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme...

                    YouTube - Steven Seagal and Van Damme

                    Last edited by Hector; Sep 5, '08, 2:16 PM.
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                    • Gorn Captain
                      Invincible Ironing Man
                      • Feb 28, 2008
                      • 10549

                      #11
                      Anyone that decks JC, is a friend of mine....
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                      "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

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                      • toys2cool
                        Ultimate Mego Warrior
                        • Nov 27, 2006
                        • 28605

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Hector
                        Van Damme is a fraud, he was supposedly the European kickboxing champion...but I went through his opponents' history, and they were all nobodies...not even the martial arts community know any of these fighters, lol.

                        Plus the reason he does those leg splits so well is because he was a ballet dancer.

                        The guy is NOT a real fighter.

                        His ex-bodyguard...Chuck Zito...punched him at a Scores bar and Van Damme went down...lol...

                        FOREVER FLEXING HIS REP Chuck Zito of HBO's 'Oz,' a former prison inmate, is one tough actor

                        Chuck Zito is one mean mutha...you don't wanna mess with him...




                        Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme...

                        YouTube - Steven Seagal and Van Damme

                        lol! mad tv's trip
                        "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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                        • toys2cool
                          Ultimate Mego Warrior
                          • Nov 27, 2006
                          • 28605

                          #13
                          Originally posted by raider5gt
                          Wasn't that the film where the guy was getting trained by the Ghost of Bruce Lee?
                          yup that's the one,it was so freakin' cheesy,but I loved it
                          "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

                          http://ultimatewarriorcollection.webs.com/
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                          • The Toyroom
                            The Packaging King
                            • Dec 31, 2004
                            • 16653

                            #14
                            Never cared for him....
                            Think OUTSIDE the Box! For the BEST in Repro & Custom Packaging!

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                            • BlackKnight
                              The DarkSide Customizer
                              • Apr 16, 2005
                              • 14622

                              #15
                              Originally posted by knight errant00
                              Ahh, that would be because of Yancy Butler --

                              Photos of Yancy Butler

                              I knew there was Some reason thats the Only Van Dam Movie I could remember.
                              ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


                              always trading for Hot Toys Figures .

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