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The Awesome Lameness of Mary Worth

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  • The Toyroom
    The Packaging King
    • Dec 31, 2004
    • 16653

    #31
    It'd also have been cool if her childhood friend Cathy had grown up to be....

    Think OUTSIDE the Box! For the BEST in Repro & Custom Packaging!

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    • megoscott
      Founding Partner
      • Nov 17, 2006
      • 8710

      #32
      A whole boring lame storyline has taken place since the last post. The only upside is that it's apparently pushed Mary Worth's "boyfriend" to finally take a stand an insist that she take care of HIS needs for a change. Let the smackdown commence!

      You CAN help it, you just don't WANT to!
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      • megoscott
        Founding Partner
        • Nov 17, 2006
        • 8710

        #33
        Mary Worth is breaking up with her boyfriend!

        The drama! The humiliation! The heartache! The blue sansabelt slacks!
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        • Airdave817
          Satellite Monitor Duty
          • May 31, 2007
          • 498

          #34
          Is this Mary Worth or Countdown?
          Shameless self-promotion -
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          "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

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          • kept back
            Persistent Member
            • Aug 2, 2002
            • 1203

            #35
            Man I still wanna see Frank Miller's All Star Mary Worth. That would rock! "I'm goddamn Mary Worth." Although the scene where she does it with Black Canary in the rain could be kinda cool.
            Of all the souls I have encountered his was the most...human.

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            • palitoy
              live. laugh. lisa needs braces
              • Jun 16, 2001
              • 59794

              #36
              Geez, Ron looks to be about 38 years old. I assume that Mary will be free to finally date Rex Morgan MD now.
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              • Mego Milk
                Custom Mego Maker
                • Jun 3, 2007
                • 2843

                #37
                Don't get Mary Worth angry,
                you wouldn't like her when she's angry.

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                • megoscott
                  Founding Partner
                  • Nov 17, 2006
                  • 8710

                  #38


                  True enough! Her kung fu is very strong. Lookit that hand slap!
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                  • The Phantom
                    Banned
                    • Jan 15, 2008
                    • 102

                    #39
                    Wake up Jeff. Give the old bag her walking papers.

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                    • megoscott
                      Founding Partner
                      • Nov 17, 2006
                      • 8710

                      #40
                      Okay, let's get it straight.

                      Mary has been dating Dr. Jeff Cory for ages in a sexless relationship of smug blandness.



                      Ron is the new guy hoping for some sweet advice givin' action.



                      They look the same because the strip sucks, but Jeff's hair is brown and Ron's hair is grey.
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                      • palitoy
                        live. laugh. lisa needs braces
                        • Jun 16, 2001
                        • 59794

                        #41
                        Man, that Ron is a silver haired fox! Dump the teenager Mary and get with him.
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                        • misterdroid
                          Banned
                          • Jan 10, 2008
                          • 561

                          #42
                          I can't believe I've gotten sucked into this. Mary Worth is bad in a special, special way. It's like a Jack Chick tract without the laughs.

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                          • thunderbolt
                            Hi Ernie!!!
                            • Feb 15, 2004
                            • 34211

                            #43
                            Man the movie version of this would be the perfect return for Bea Arthur.
                            You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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                            • megoscott
                              Founding Partner
                              • Nov 17, 2006
                              • 8710

                              #44
                              Okay, since we last spoke Mary and her perpetually sexless boyfriend Jeff took a break, she went on some boring "dates" with the city councilman guy, but he broke it off because he was so busy with the crushing affairs of state in Santa Royale. Mary screened her messages and made ol' Dr. Jeff beg like a dog and then she took him back after he was sufficiently cowed. She admitted some "mistakes" were made by both sides, but the clear impression was it was all his fault and she'd be lording in over him until kingdom come. Then they ate orange mushy food and went boating. All of this was done without any drama, insight, or logic and was terribly drawn as usual.

                              But the payoff for all of this disappointment and insufferable smugness? It's this.



                              Sometimes it's the tender bud, sometimes it's the dirty root?

                              She's looking him right in the eye when she says it---he knows what dirty root means and he knows it's never going anywhere near her tender bud. I declare it the nastiest piece of comic strip writing since R. Crumb.
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                              • Bo8a_Fett
                                Pat Troughton in disguise
                                • Nov 21, 2007
                                • 3738

                                #45
                                WOW I wanna here more of the dirty root!!!!!!
                                Mary Worth does hard core.....
                                ENGLISH AND DAMN PROUD OF IT British by birth....English by the grace of God. Yes Jamie...it is big isn't it....

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