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A whole boring lame storyline has taken place since the last post. The only upside is that it's apparently pushed Mary Worth's "boyfriend" to finally take a stand an insist that she take care of HIS needs for a change. Let the smackdown commence!
Man I still wanna see Frank Miller's All Star Mary Worth. That would rock! "I'm goddamn Mary Worth." Although the scene where she does it with Black Canary in the rain could be kinda cool.
Of all the souls I have encountered his was the most...human.
Okay, since we last spoke Mary and her perpetually sexless boyfriend Jeff took a break, she went on some boring "dates" with the city councilman guy, but he broke it off because he was so busy with the crushing affairs of state in Santa Royale. Mary screened her messages and made ol' Dr. Jeff beg like a dog and then she took him back after he was sufficiently cowed. She admitted some "mistakes" were made by both sides, but the clear impression was it was all his fault and she'd be lording in over him until kingdom come. Then they ate orange mushy food and went boating. All of this was done without any drama, insight, or logic and was terribly drawn as usual.
But the payoff for all of this disappointment and insufferable smugness? It's this.
Sometimes it's the tender bud, sometimes it's the dirty root?
She's looking him right in the eye when she says it---he knows what dirty root means and he knows it's never going anywhere near her tender bud. I declare it the nastiest piece of comic strip writing since R. Crumb.
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