The Awesome Lameness of Mary Worth

[megoscott]

I know you've been reading every day, but I still thought I'd point out the awesomeness of this glimpse into Mary's childhood, when her only escape from a life of squalor was when she would enlarge herself twice the size of a house and run through the fields with her friend the Stork Girl.

http://joshreads.com/index.php?cat=8 Comics Curmudgeon already commented on their amazing mutant super breath seen yesterday.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Mary worth ..the bi curious years?

[Earth 2 Chris]

In the summer, they'd make meat helmets...

Chris

[mitchedwards]

Curse this thread. I'm now reading Mary Worth, when I read my online comics.

[megoscott]

I apologize. This is a very lame Mary Worth storyline, not as lame as the one where she found a dog and united it with it's rightful owner without a shred of drama, but very lame nonetheless. I had hoped street urchin Mary would have robbed a hobo by now.

[Captain]

You just have to be patient! Their is a huge twist coming
....Spoiler Alert......
I heard Mary Worth is going to flip out, kill Bruce Wayne, and become the new Batman....err...Batma'm! Then she's going after those two other miscreants Nancy and Sluggo!

[thunderbolt]

Its like a train wreck, you shouldn't look, but you just have to.

[mitchedwards]

Here is todays update

[The Toyroom]

OK....ya got me to look! Are they writing for a trade paperback? The pacing, even for a comic strip, is so slooooooowwwww. 2 panels a day? That's it? I remember when the freakin' Phantom was 4 panels a day!

[mitchedwards]

I believe the orgin storyline just wrapped up. So if you want to look here it is.

[megoscott]

What a pathetic origin story. I am truly disappointed and apologize for exposing you to it's lameness.

Here's a recap of her entire monologue. It's actually pretty funny when you run it all together.

Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 161

[thunderbolt]

Will there be a Year Two sequel??

[Wee67]

What a pathetic origin story. I am truly disappointed and apologize for exposing you to it's lameness.

Here's a recap of her entire monologue. It's actually pretty funny when you run it all together.

Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 161

This is absolute brilliance!!! I haven't laughed so hard in a looong time. I'm just sorry it had to end.

[Earth 2 Chris]

I think Stan Lee would have wrapped it up like this:

"And thus was born...an INTERLOPER!!!"

Chris

[The Toyroom]

Too bad she didn't get beaned in the head by the baseball in that last panel...that woulda added some excitement to it.