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  • enyawd72
    Maker of Monsters!
    • Oct 1, 2009
    • 7904

    It's official. The Wonder Twins are idiots.

    After watching countless hours of Super Friends I have come to the inescapable conclusion that Zan and Jayna do not have a single brain between them.

    For instance. What do they do when a pickup truck is surrounded by lava? Do they turn into some sort of giant flying animal and an ice basket to easily rescue the stranded motorist? NO. No they don't.

    Instead, they decide a gorilla walking THROUGH the lava on ICE STILTS is the best option. Then they act completely surprised when the stilts begin to melt. Barely making it to the truck bed in time, they revert back to two dumb teenagers.

    Now at this point, they could STILL turn into some sort of flying animal and a large ice basket and rescue the motorist. Instead, they look around stupidly and say "What do we do now? We're done for!"

    Luckily Batman shows up in the Batcopter and airlifts them to safety. Note to Wonder Twins...look up definition of AIRLIFT.
  • VintageMike
    Permanent Member
    • Dec 16, 2004
    • 3385

    #2
    This never fails to crack me up.

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    • ShadowAvenger
      Career Member
      • May 14, 2007
      • 547

      #3
      I blame the fact that they are alien teens that never went through any training exercises with any of the Super Friends.
      Read my blog at Moongem Comics about comics, toys and more.

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      • ctc
        Fear the monkeybat!
        • Aug 16, 2001
        • 11183

        #4
        Haw!



        Best quote:

        >After you watch the Wonder Twins wander into lava, make ****** puns, and lose a fight to a parked bicycle, you'll actually start cheering for Aquaman.

        Poor Aquaman.

        Don C.

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        • madmarva
          Talkative Member
          • Jul 7, 2007
          • 6445

          #5
          I never cared for the Wonder Twins, but they were fun to make fun of. I liked Wendy and Marvin better. I did like evil Gleek in the parallel universe episode.

          Alpha Flight's Aurora and Northstar always reminded me of them.
          Last edited by madmarva; Aug 3, '13, 2:49 PM.

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          • Hector
            el Hombre de Acero
            • May 19, 2003
            • 31852

            #6
            Originally posted by VintageMike
            This never fails to crack me up.
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            • kingdom warrior
              OH JES!!
              • Jul 21, 2005
              • 12478

              #7
              The wonder twins on the new Teen titans cartoon....cracked me up....

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              • Marvelmania
                A Ray of Sunshine
                • Jun 17, 2001
                • 10392

                #8
                inbreeding

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