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Was Batman in this video? I just remember a pillow fight. 
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Batman will beat Odin, Zeus, Galactus, The Beyonder, The Living Tribunal, The Watcher, Darkseid, the Federation, Q, the Empire, the Borg, the Dominion, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Mike Tyson, Fedor Emelianenko, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Manchester United, Jimmy Connors, Godzilla, Rodan, Gamera, Ultraman, the Power Rangers, the Teenage Mutant Turtles, He-Man, the Transformers, Freddy Kruger, Jason, Michael Myers, Pinhead, the Tall Man, Robbie the Robot, Gort, the entire Mars Armada, James Bond, Jason Bourne, the Lone Ranger, The Beatles, the Ewoks, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Flipper, Snoopy, and a Partridge on a Pear Tree...according to all the Batman groupies of the world...
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You Forgot Superman guey....lol!Batman will beat Odin, Zeus, Galactus, The Beyonder, The Living Tribunal, The Watcher, Darkseid, the Federation, Q, the Empire, the Borg, the Dominion, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Mike Tyson, Fedor Emelianenko, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Manchester United, Jimmy Connors, Godzilla, Rodan, Gamera, Ultraman, the Power Rangers, the Teenage Mutant Turtles, He-Man, the Transformers, Freddy Kruger, Jason, Michael Myers, Pinhead, the Tall Man, Robbie the Robot, Gort, the entire Mars Armada, James Bond, Jason Bourne, the Lone Ranger, The Beatles, the Ewoks, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Flipper, Snoopy, and a Partridge on a Pear Tree...according to all the Batman groupies of the world...
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Wait. Doctor Who isn't on that list. Yeah! Doctor Who can beat Batman!Batman will beat Odin, Zeus, Galactus, The Beyonder, The Living Tribunal, The Watcher, Darkseid, the Federation, Q, the Empire, the Borg, the Dominion, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Mike Tyson, Fedor Emelianenko, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Manchester United, Jimmy Connors, Godzilla, Rodan, Gamera, Ultraman, the Power Rangers, the Teenage Mutant Turtles, He-Man, the Transformers, Freddy Kruger, Jason, Michael Myers, Pinhead, the Tall Man, Robbie the Robot, Gort, the entire Mars Armada, James Bond, Jason Bourne, the Lone Ranger, The Beatles, the Ewoks, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Flipper, Snoopy, and a Partridge on a Pear Tree...according to all the Batman groupies of the world...
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Batman's time will come. He has yet to face his deadliest enemy. The IRS.
"So Mr. Wayne...these additions to Wayne Manor were completed 20 years ago? I see. And you failed to file any of the proper building permits or have the property reassessed during that time? I see. And the car, plane and boat? They were purchased using funds diverted from your investments, yet you failed to claim them? I see. And how many of these purchases were made online? I see. And you also failed to pay the sales and internet use tax? I see. And this bat-signal. You claim it was not a campaign contribution for Commissioner Gordon's reelection? I see.
Well Mr. Wayne, I'm afraid we're going to have to freeze your assets and confiscate all this until the matter is sorted out. Shouting won't help Mr. Wayne.
I understand you're Gotham's protector, but you should have thought about all that before you engaged in hiring an underage minor to work past the legal curfew, and I understand you failed to pay said minor any wages is that correct?
I see. Well, boy wonder or not, the law is the law Mr. Wayne. The penalties and interest alone will be punishment enough. Consider yourself lucky we're not pursuing criminal charges at this point."Last edited by enyawd72; Jan 12, '13, 11:51 AM.Comment
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Marvel's basically made Wolverine into a minor god. Still, I think if Bruce knew this guy was out there, he would be working on something to slow down Logan's healing factor like a super-anticoagulant or using phosphorus weapons that might burn deeply enough to cause multiple organ failure. But Bruce's view on killing would really hinder him in using these weapons, even if he had them at his disposal.Comment
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^^^^No, Batman would have used the red Muramasa Blade against Wolverine, it's the only Blade that Wolverine cannot heal from when cut......even Wolverine said "the Muramasa Blade can cut through "anything, that is, except a memory".
Batman without a doubt in a life or death situation against Wolverine would know and have that blade at the ready.....
also Antarctic Vibranium, also called "anti-metal" can pierce Adamantium....Last edited by kingdom warrior; Jan 12, '13, 8:37 PM.Comment
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one is a man one is enhanced so odds are the enhanced one will win the fight.
Marvel has constantly amped up the strenght of wolverine's healing factor as his popularity has increased - likewise DC did for superman. that said I will take my queue from the fact that batman always comes up with a plan to nutralize everyone even superman. If they lived in the same universe before long bats would have come up with the red blade and the right firepower/chemical/bioweapon to beat the healing factor. that isn't top say he's win as others have pointed out Bruce gets beat and hurt alot after all he's just a man in tights or body armor just like any soldier or policemen just he has better gear
bats feels he needs to protect all the regular people from those with massive powers.Comment
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counter point to the IRS
... Logan has to deal with Homeland security and the INS since no can verfiy his birth in the US, emmigration or naturlaization so lets charge up those sentinel robots and take the mutie to gitmo
and the boy wonders weren't employees they were endangered minorsComment
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Logan vs Bruce Wayne inside a UFC cage (and only wearing MMA shorts), the end result would be a very dead billionaire, lol.sigpicComment
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