Now adoptees aren't happy with Avengers...

[jwyblejr]

I don't offend anyone. I made sure to put my deodorant on today.

[JediJaida]

Is it the obnoxiously offensive type of deodorant that smells worst than body odor?

If so, I'm offended.

[emeraldknight47]

Is it the obnoxiously offensive type of deodorant that smells worst than body odor?

If so, I'm offended.

Jedi, I'm offended that you would be offended at an offensive smell like offensive deodorant!!

[Random Axe]

Jedi, I'm offended that you would be offended at an offensive smell like offensive deodorant!!

Hey I think we can all agree, Speed Stick is offensive to every human on this planet. It's like mixing a pine tree car deodorizer with day-old cat food. I probably just upset someone at the Colgate factory...

[Operation:Mego]

Hey I think we can all agree, Speed Stick is offensive to every human on this planet. It's like mixing a pine tree car deodorizer with day-old cat food. I probably just upset someone at the Colgate factory...

Well I'm offended that you're offended at Speed Stick, even though it's true and I agree with you.

[JediJaida]

Emerald.

I am offended that you're offended because I'm offended by an offensive smell like offensive deodorant!

Although it could be worst.

It could be paired with the offensive smell of offensive foot odor, offensive bad breath, and the truly horrid, nose hair curling offensive smell of cigarettes.

BEAT THAT!

[Operation:Mego]

Emerald.

I am offended that you're offended because I'm offended by an offensive smell like offensive deodorant!

Although it could be worst.

It could be paired with the offensive smell of offensive foot odor, offensive bad breath, and the truly horrid, nose hair curling offensive smell of cigarettes.

BEAT THAT!

Well I'm offended that Coulson's death got spoiled to me 1 hour before I left to see the movie!

[JediJaida]

Well, that's an offensive act right there. Spoiling the saddest part of the movie.

Poor guy. You have my sympathies.

Whoever it was that spoiled it, spoil something for them in turn.

Like a scene from an upcoming movie, or what you're getting them for their birthday, or if you're even getting them one at all.

[Operation:Mego]

Well, that's an offensive act right there. Spoiling the saddest part of the movie.

Poor guy. You have my sympathies.

Whoever it was that spoiled it, spoil something for them in turn.

Like a scene from an upcoming movie, or what you're getting them for their birthday, or if you're even getting them one at all.

Wish I could, but it was a YouTube comment.

[nobody]

What were we originally talking abo...... Wait is that bunny?

[JediJaida]

We were talking about how adoptees are offended at the comment Thor made in the Avengers movie about Loki's adoption as a reason for his rage.

We just took the comment to heart and ran with it.

Moving on now.....

I'm offended at all of the people who spoil movies either unintentionally or on purpose!

They are more offensive than the offended people who made the offensive commment about how offended they were!

[Random Axe]

Back close to topic, I now am hearing rumblings that people who use Midgardian metal hammers are being made to feel inferior to those who use Asgardian Uru. Me, I'm for equality of all hammers of all sizes and colors and makes. Asgardian elitists make me ill. Until this issue is resolved, I will NEVER wear my winged helmet in public again.

[JediJaida]

Asgardian Uru? Pffft! Please!

That stuff can't compare to Nthmetal or Adamantium, or transparent aluminum, or whatever else kind of super metal is out there.

I'm offended that these so-called elitists are even trying!

Posers!

[Operation:Mego]

We were talking about how adoptees are offended at the comment Thor made in the Avengers movie about Loki's adoption as a reason for his rage.

We just took the comment to heart and ran with it.

Moving on now.....

I'm offended at all of the people who spoil movies either unintentionally or on purpose!

They are more offensive than the offended people who made the offensive commment about how offended they were!

Back close to topic, I now am hearing rumblings that people who use Midgardian metal hammers are being made to feel inferior to those who use Asgardian Uru. Me, I'm for equality of all hammers of all sizes and colors and makes. Asgardian elitists make me ill. Until this issue is resolved, I will NEVER wear my winged helmet in public again.

I'm also hearing about people who use trash can lids as shields are being dumped on for not using authentic vibranium shields.

Asgardian Uru? Pffft! Please!

That stuff can't compare to Nthmetal or Adamantium, or transparent aluminum, or whatever else kind of super metal is out there.

I'm offended that these so-called elitists are even trying!

Posers!

Or even vibranium! Silly asgardians!

[JediJaida]

I wonder what would happen if you mixed adamantium, vibranium, Nth metal, titanium, and tungsten ore together?

But, maybe that's another thread altogether.

And I think I ran out of stuff to be offended about.

Hope I don't offend anyone.

Peace out.