Now adoptees aren't happy with Avengers...

[nobody]

What were we originally talking abo...... Wait is that bunny?

[Operation:Mego]

Well, that's an offensive act right there. Spoiling the saddest part of the movie.

Poor guy. You have my sympathies.

Whoever it was that spoiled it, spoil something for them in turn.

Like a scene from an upcoming movie, or what you're getting them for their birthday, or if you're even getting them one at all.

Wish I could, but it was a YouTube comment.

[JediJaida]

Well, that's an offensive act right there. Spoiling the saddest part of the movie.

Poor guy. You have my sympathies.

Whoever it was that spoiled it, spoil something for them in turn.

Like a scene from an upcoming movie, or what you're getting them for their birthday, or if you're even getting them one at all.

[Operation:Mego]

Emerald.

I am offended that you're offended because I'm offended by an offensive smell like offensive deodorant!

Although it could be worst.

It could be paired with the offensive smell of offensive foot odor, offensive bad breath, and the truly horrid, nose hair curling offensive smell of cigarettes.

BEAT THAT!

Well I'm offended that Coulson's death got spoiled to me 1 hour before I left to see the movie!

[JediJaida]

Emerald.

I am offended that you're offended because I'm offended by an offensive smell like offensive deodorant!

Although it could be worst.

It could be paired with the offensive smell of offensive foot odor, offensive bad breath, and the truly horrid, nose hair curling offensive smell of cigarettes.

BEAT THAT!

[Operation:Mego]

Hey I think we can all agree, Speed Stick is offensive to every human on this planet. It's like mixing a pine tree car deodorizer with day-old cat food. I probably just upset someone at the Colgate factory...

Well I'm offended that you're offended at Speed Stick, even though it's true and I agree with you.

[Random Axe]

Jedi, I'm offended that you would be offended at an offensive smell like offensive deodorant!!

Hey I think we can all agree, Speed Stick is offensive to every human on this planet. It's like mixing a pine tree car deodorizer with day-old cat food. I probably just upset someone at the Colgate factory...

[emeraldknight47]

Is it the obnoxiously offensive type of deodorant that smells worst than body odor?

If so, I'm offended.

Jedi, I'm offended that you would be offended at an offensive smell like offensive deodorant!!

[JediJaida]

Is it the obnoxiously offensive type of deodorant that smells worst than body odor?

If so, I'm offended.

[jwyblejr]

I don't offend anyone. I made sure to put my deodorant on today.

[emeraldknight47]

I'm offended that you're offended that I'm offended that he's having fun reading. I'm also offended that my cat is eating Lamb & Rice In Gravy and he looks at me as if I'm giving him garbage. The little *******'s eating better than me!

At this point, I'm on the fence about offense, but I'm only trying to not to be offensive because offensive is as offensive does. If I've offended anyone with my offensive offensiveness, well---don't be offended....!

[Operation:Mego]

I guess I started something. I just can't understand getting so upset by a joke in a movie.
I meant no offense to anyone.

No worries. We're all on crack.

I'm offended that you're offended by his having fun reading this whole monument to offensiveness!

I'm offended that you're offended that I'm offended that he's having fun reading. I'm also offended that my cat is eating Lamb & Rice In Gravy and he looks at me as if I'm giving him garbage. The little *******'s eating better than me!

[emeraldknight47]

Isn't the best defense a good offense?

[JediJaida]

I'm offended that you're offended by his having fun reading this whole monument to offensiveness!

[Operation:Mego]

This thread has been a very fun read.

I'm offended that you're having fun reading.