Brokeback Hulk?

[TrueDave]

It's a case of video killing the radio star.

Computer animation has come in and done what no one else has been able to do... kill the body builder who can't act.

Seriously.

Hulk is tailor-made for the body builder who can't act demographic. It's a role where they get paid to be big, move slow, and hit things. Plus, they get painted.

I cry at night when I think of all those poor body builder who can't act actors standing in line at the soup kitchen for their met-rx bars, barely making ends meet as they appear at conventions as "So and So from American Gladiators", unable to feed their rippling muscles, benchpressing cinderblocks for loose change on street corners... all because computers stepped in and made them obsolete.

I need a moment.

SPREAD THE GOSPEL !!!

Ever seen "Looker?" Seriously Creepy True 80s predictions. creppiest yet CAUSE ITS TRUE!

And how useful is " Knowing how to safely be set on fire " to a stuntmans resume these days?

<sorry -disgruntled ex SFX guy