I wrote an epic poem about Walmart. It goes something like this ...

[GlobalObserver]

I wrote an epic poem about Walmart. It goes something like this ...

I heart Walmart
Yes I do
I heart Walmart
How 'bout you?

If you say no.
It'll break my heart
So please say yes
and we'll fill up our cart ... at Walmart!

©2020

[GlobalObserver]

[thunderbolt]

change the heart with hate and its better

[GlobalObserver]

change the heart with hate and its better

I hate Walmart
Yes I do
I hate Walmart
How 'bout you?

If you say no.
It'll break my heart
So please say yes
and we'll not fill up our cart ... at Walmart!

©2020

[thunderbolt]

well after your CC gets hacked twice and the last place used was Walmart you'd have ill will towards them too.

[GlobalObserver]

Some people online were talking about a rumor that Russian leader Vladimir Putin created the coronavirus.

I replied:

I sure hope this virus isn't being spread by Putin because I was standing behind this big ol' gal at the Walmart checkout and she was Putin up a storm.

[GlobalObserver]

I'm going to try to sell this joke to Jeff Foxworthy. Must be worth at least 5 bucks.