Great Ebay "descriptions" of toys

[Gorn Captain]

Toy descriptions like these just put a big smile on my face....
This one is about a Japanese Godzilla figure:

DESCRIPTION:
Brand: Taki Corporation
The package is aching a little. Because it is not in the initial shipment, paper for the opening prevention, not attached. We do not touch the contents, I do not know a fine situation. Only person who can promise that you do not claim even if there is a defect, please order. We do not accept returned or exchanged. If you would like, please send an e-mail to cancel exhibitor immediately after an order cancellation. If goods before shipping, cancellation by the exhibitor side

[Splitty]

hee hee

[palitoy]

I've been surfing Japanese auctions lately and it seems the words for "wear" and "stress" on packaging always comes out as "pain" and "aches". It's an odd little quirk I kind of like.

[cjefferys]

Using an internet translator works pretty well when translating English into French or German, but when you start getting into the Asian languages, it gets tricky. Some translations end up looking like some kind of bizarre abstract poetry, pretty cool.

[enyawd72]

I think I just gave myself a mini stroke trying to read that.

[Gorn Captain]

I've been surfing Japanese auctions lately and it seems the words for "wear" and "stress" on packaging always comes out as "pain" and "aches".

But when I said to the girl at the post office that my package was aching, she called security...