Plastic dog vomit.

[enyawd72]

That's all I can say about this sampling of Hasbro's new Captain America movie figures. I don't know what I like more...the horrible sculpt, the non likeness...huge forehead, or lazy eye.

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[thunderbolt]

Looks like Doogie Hauser got into the Super Soldier formula.

[Gorn Captain]

I'd rather have some plastic dog vomit, thank you.

Boy, in the world of Ugly, this would win the Emmy Award.
Are you sure it's not a cheap bootleg?

[palitoy]

Kirk has a new pal!

[thunderbolt]

doesn't Chris Evans have likeness approval?

[Iron Mego]

This is worse than bootleg quality. Yikes!

[enyawd72]

doesn't Chris Evans have likeness approval?

Yes. "Here Mr. Evans...take a look at your action figure after you put our new...ahh...awesome glasses on."

[ctc]

Hey!

It's Charlie Pizer, the super soldier!

Don C.

[Gorn Captain]

Bootleg companies should sue them for ruining the fine art of making crap figures...

[Hedji]

Ya know, I can understand that a junky production piece comes out bad because of cost cutting in the factories, but...

Look at what Hasbro had to work with.

NOTHING about this design screams Captain America. I bet If you were to show this image to 100 random people on the street, nobody would ID it as Cap. And if I were a kid, this figure would not be my buddy toy that I'd want to take everywhere.

So yeah, they made a crappy toy. But I fault the film designers for providing crappy DNA, and for blanching the stars and stripes out of Cap (probably to appeal to a worldwide market).

[thunderbolt]

To be fair, that design is straight outta Marvel Comics during that period when Bucky was Cap.

[Hedji]

Doesn't matter. The modern aesthetic is 50% of the pukey-ness.

[UnderdogDJLSW]

Wow. Looks more like Will Arnet than Chris Evans.

[Earth 2 Chris]

Mego's slightly off-kilter eyed Cap looked more like Evans than this guy.

Chris