Let's see:
I'm selling my left kidney for the new Doctor Who figures.
Right lung for the Twilight Zones.
Selling my heart so I can buy ZICAs (I'll just use a pig's heart from the butcher's).
Working a night job for the Universal Monsters and Monster Presidents.
Renting out my basement for nuclear storage, so I can buy all the new zombies that are coming.
Whew!
I think that's about it.
Now I'm off to the sperm bank for my third donation this week. It's a lot of hard work, but it's all in a good cause. I want that ZICA Buck Rogers Starfighter!
I'm selling my left kidney for the new Doctor Who figures.
Right lung for the Twilight Zones.
Selling my heart so I can buy ZICAs (I'll just use a pig's heart from the butcher's).
Working a night job for the Universal Monsters and Monster Presidents.
Renting out my basement for nuclear storage, so I can buy all the new zombies that are coming.
Whew!
I think that's about it.
Now I'm off to the sperm bank for my third donation this week. It's a lot of hard work, but it's all in a good cause. I want that ZICA Buck Rogers Starfighter!
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