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    Museum Robot
    • May 9, 2007
    • 5948

    Colouring Book Theatre: The Six Million Dollar Man






    My Pal Sharry sent me this one based on the classic 70's TV series.



    The book is by Rand McNally. the people best known for Road Atlases and the like. You'd think they'd have come up with a kid's division name but this is back when the company expanded into children's products.



    The art in the book makes me wonder if they didn't pull a Cartographer off his job of drawing Deleware and asked him to work on this for a few days.


    While technically sound, the art (which is mostly copied from stills) has a lifeless and static feel to it. Giving the book a kind of malaise....





    It opens with Steve's famous crash, I don't know if this is an accurate depiction of how Steve's ship looked, it's been a long time since I've seen the pilot movie.


    Despite plummetting to his death, Steve Austin is cool as a cucumber. Actually he looks kind of pleased.


    The famous operating scene, what a delight this page would be to colour....



    Rudy checks in on Steve, who is enjoying a drink from his chamber pot. Jeez, you'd think they'd draw Steve fighting robots or something....



    Yawn, I can lift a lot.....



    "How much can I save on my long distance?" A thrilling look into the day to day life of Oscar Goldman, frankly, I'd settle for a colouring book featuring Oscar Madison right now....



    Finally some action, Steve is captured by Gavin McCloud!


    BURP!
    I'm sure nothing else happens.
    Some Links of Interest:






    Previous Colouring Book Theatre Entries Plus The 1976 Bionic Man Catalog.

    For more Fashion Mockery and 70's toy love visit us at Plaid Stallions.com


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  • huedell
    Museum Ball Eater
    • Dec 31, 2003
    • 11069

    #2
    Brian that was funny writing--the "big LOL" moment for me was
    Oscar's "Long distance" bit.
    "No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris Mannix

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    • EmergencyIan
      Museum Paramedic
      • Aug 31, 2005
      • 5470

      #3
      Hey, I had that one!!! Thanks for the flashback!


      - Ian
      Rampart, this is Squad 51. How do you read?

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      • Evel KMego
        Museum Daredevil
        • Apr 26, 2006
        • 1444

        #4
        Wow! That one was really exciting

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        • toys2cool
          Ultimate Mego Warrior
          • Nov 27, 2006
          • 28605

          #5
          very cool
          "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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          • megoat
            A Therefore Experience
            • Jun 10, 2003
            • 2699

            #6
            Ha ha! I have this very coloring book and was just looking at it the other day. There are some ridiculously boring panels for sure. Ha ha ha....

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            • HardyGirl
              Mego Museum's Poster Girl
              • Apr 3, 2007
              • 13949

              #7
              Originally posted by megoat
              Ha ha! I have this very coloring book and was just looking at it the other day. There are some ridiculously boring panels for sure. Ha ha ha....
              And it's so very LONG! Which I guess wouldn't have been so bad if it had captions to explain things. But a lot of the pages were really monotonous. Bureaucracy at its finest.
              "Do you believe, you believe in magic?
              'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
              Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
              If your mission is magic your love will shine true."

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              • Brown Bear
                Still Old School
                • Feb 14, 2008
                • 7063

                #8
                I still have this one...awesome. Brings back memories. I love these posts.
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                • starsky
                  veteran member
                  • Aug 26, 2007
                  • 6207

                  #9
                  never seen it before but it looks very cool. steve austin is one of my favorites!!

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                  • Earth 2 Chris
                    Verbose Member
                    • Mar 7, 2004
                    • 32924

                    #10
                    Even, the cover, while well-executed is boring. Looks like Steve just finished setting up a treadmill in a cave.

                    The coloring book may be boring, but the write-up was a lot fun!

                    Chris
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                    • slats7
                      Museum Super Collector
                      • Jun 20, 2007
                      • 166

                      #11
                      This was the template.

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                      • twilitezoner
                        Veteran Member
                        • Nov 18, 2007
                        • 303

                        #12
                        Originally posted by slats7
                        I think they left the most important part of the template out..

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                        • Earth 2 Chris
                          Verbose Member
                          • Mar 7, 2004
                          • 32924

                          #13
                          I feel extremely wrong for pointing this out, but looks like Steve may have gotten a bionic enhancement we were never told about.

                          Chris
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                          • Wee67
                            Museum Correspondent
                            • Apr 2, 2002
                            • 10603

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Earth 2 Chris
                            I feel extremely wrong for pointing this out, but looks like Steve may have gotten a bionic enhancement we were never told about.

                            Chris
                            Wrong, maybe, but I also noticed how happy Steve is to see us. Or maybe that is just a banana in his pocket.
                            WANTED - Solid-Boxed WGSH's, C.8 or better.

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                            • mego73
                              Printed paperboard Tiger
                              • Aug 1, 2003
                              • 6690

                              #15
                              I had this coloring book

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