The Mom's New Friend Collection

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Presenting the "Mom's New Friend" collection, each gorgeous corduroy ensemble comes pre-worn with the unique odor of Jovan Musk, Wild Turkey, &Salems embedded right into the fabric.




It's the perfect ensemble for a man who will avoid eye contact and refer to you as "sport".

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[Earth 2 Chris]

This may be your best write-up ever. Well-done.

Chris

[Hedji]

Oh God... this really brings back memories of when my best buddy's mom did get a new friend and gave us "decals" to make us go away, motor oil stickers, probably from his garage.

[Wee67]

This reminds me so much of my mother's second husband. They only dated for a little over a year and were married for even less. He was a nasty alcoholic and pretty much a stereotype movie producers would have play the lecherous guy approaching our protagonist in 70s single bar.

Forgive the TMI, but here's a bit I wrote about him for an essay-
Because the unchallengeable masculine entity of my mother’s second husband. Ray had seemingly gone to great lengths to make sure everyone knew he was a man’s man. Ironically, every effort he took always fell short or more likely proved counter to the original purpose. His mustache wasn’t one of those manly porn-staches so popular in the 70s. Instead it was a thin trim inverted “v” whose darkness only served to make Ray look that much more pale. He smoked. Not manly Marlboros or tough cigars. Rather he chain-smoked the diminutive offspring of both- the cigarillo. Even the hairstyle he chose the top off his thin frame missed the intended macho target. He wore a perm. It effeminately cubed the kink of his already curly hair, putting to shame the likes of Bert Convy or Robert Reed. It seemed every effort he made only pushed him farther away from the hairy-chested virility of the 1970s that he so compensated for.