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    Museum Robot
    • May 9, 2007
    • 5941

    The Six Greatest Bionic Man Knock Off Toys



    I gave up writing a weekly list for Topless Robot, in order to finish writing Rack Toys. I will admit to missing it from time to time, so I’m going to keep fresh by churning out the odd one for PlaidStallions.



    The Kenner Six Million Dollar Man toy line is one of the most memorable and successful toy lines of the 1970s.

    With the bright light of big sales, you attract a few bugs. A lot of competitors come and try to "cut your grass" as a former boss of mine would say, as the list goes on we'll see it gets more and more blatant.






    6: PULSAR (MATTEL)

    When faced with the overwhelming popularity of Steve Austin, Mattel decided not to play in the Cyborg sandbox at all but went sideways and made an all organic superhero.

    That's pretty clever, combating steak with a vegan alternative, as a bonus, Pulsar was super gross to look at which is a bonus for young boys.

    Mattel sold the character for two years and didn't pay anybody a dime in licensing.



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  • kinostadt
    Veteran Member
    • Jul 14, 2004
    • 431

    #2
    Great list. I so want that French Maskatron knock off.

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    • vulcan2074
      Live Long and Prosper
      • Mar 23, 2008
      • 7817

      #3
      Awesome list.
      Sammy

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      • jwyblejr
        galactic yo-yo
        • Apr 6, 2006
        • 11147

        #4
        For Kromedome,I'd expect him to sound more like H. Jon Benjamin. Or maybe Brendon Small.

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        • Earth 2 Chris
          Verbose Member
          • Mar 7, 2004
          • 32885

          #5
          Robot Man is the 70s personified in crappy blow-molded plastic.

          Chris
          sigpic

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          • The Toyroom
            The Packaging King
            • Dec 31, 2004
            • 16653

            #6
            Epic Fail on "Robot Man With FOUR Faces"....I only count three (unless they're counting the unmasked robot, which isn't really a "face")
            Think OUTSIDE the Box! For the BEST in Repro & Custom Packaging!

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            • Red Hulk
              Career Member
              • Dec 19, 2012
              • 850

              #7
              Great list the French Masketron and Pulsar are my favorites.

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              • Wee67
                Museum Correspondent
                • Apr 2, 2002
                • 10603

                #8
                I don't know that I would mind someone cutting my grass. It'd save me the trouble and I could finally have time to clean out the garage and get my wife off my back.
                WANTED - Solid-Boxed WGSH's, C.8 or better.

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                • starsky
                  veteran member
                  • Aug 26, 2007
                  • 6207

                  #9
                  now that you mentioned it - definitely gary collins and mary ann mobley!

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                  • HardyGirl
                    Mego Museum's Poster Girl
                    • Apr 3, 2007
                    • 13949

                    #10
                    I have Pulsar, but I really like that Maskatron knock-off!
                    "Do you believe, you believe in magic?
                    'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
                    Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
                    If your mission is magic your love will shine true."

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                    • PNGwynne
                      Master of Fowl Play
                      • Jun 5, 2008
                      • 19874

                      #11
                      I liked the Pulsar toys even more that SMDM, but the scale & more limited articulation are off-putting.

                      Also, Pulsar, Hypnos, & the Life Systems playset could have so easily been Big Jim items instead. But I guess Mattel wanted something different right around the time they were abandoning the US Big Jim line.
                      WANTED: Dick Grayson SI trousers; gray AJ Mustang horse; vintage RC Batman (Bruce Wayne) head; minty Wolfman tights; mint Black Knight sword; minty Launcelot boots; Lion Rock (pale) Dracula & Mummy heads; Lion Rock Franky squared boots; Wayne Foundation blue furniture; Flash Gordon/Ming (10") unbroken holsters; CHiPs gloved arms; POTA T2 tan body; CTVT/vintage Friar Tuck robes, BBP TZ Burgess Meredith glasses.

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                      • Neutron X
                        Persistent Member
                        • Dec 22, 2007
                        • 1803

                        #12
                        Action Robot Man rules all KOs in my opinion. When you knock off POTA, Gijoe, And Maskatron all in one toy that is heavenly my friend! HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM Knock off goodness!

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                        • Confessional
                          Maker & Whatnot
                          • Aug 8, 2012
                          • 3434

                          #13
                          ^^ Placing the ape face on the ARM must be such a joyous bionic simian action indeed!

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