For the well-dressed pirate in your family

[slats7]

seriously, I'm not sure what the eye-patch is supposed to add. it's a distraction from the shirts, if anything.

[palitoy]

They used that eye patch guy for years.

[Saroyan]

"I don't always choose a tie that makes someone long for Fruit Stripe Gum. But when I do...I make sure it's a Hathaway Stay fashionable my friends"

[MightyMegs]

'I found your hidden camera, Mr Bond...'

[J.B.]

Not sure what's worse, the patch or that chinchilla on his head.