Little known facts about Brick Mantooth

[jimsmegos]

There are many little known facts about Brick Mantooth. Sadly, none of them are noteworthy.

I knew it was only matter of time before "Captain Penis Envy" would chirp in.

Brick Factoid #37 - The only time Brick had an unfortunate run in with a woman involved Azrak's mom. Long story short, penicillin was involved. Dirty, dirty girl.

[Werewolf]

He once shot a man for snoring to loud and you can read all about it in a deluxe leather bound volume by Time Life Books.

[Timothy2251]

Brick Factoid #711 (in a set of 43. Collect 'em all!) The reason for the long wait for the Brick Mantooth/Super Collector figures is that each and every figure is anointed with a few drops of sweat from the awesome pecs of Brick Mantooth himself. However, Brick is so together and with it, he rarely sweats anything, so a specially selected team of sweat collectors, personally selected and trained by Brick himself, accompanies Brick everywhere he goes. Just in case. Because Brick loves us.

[B-Lister]

They say 1 in ten Chinese people can trace their lineage back to Genghis Khan. Three out of every five people in Rancho Cucamonga are direct descendants of Brick Mantooth.

[mazinz]

Factoid#105 Brick was the original Dos Equis guy

[B-Lister]

Brick Mantooth's "Little Black Book" is larger than the Oxford English Dictionary. It has also spent the last three decades at the very top of the New York Times' Best Seller list.

[jimsmegos]

Brick Mantooth's "Little Black Book" is larger than the Oxford English Dictionary. It has also spent the last three decades at the very top of the New York Times' Best Seller list.

Actually Brick is so amazing he doesn't have that black book anymore... now when he wants a night out he call any random number from any phone book fro anywhere he may be and BAM! the recipient of the call is honored, flattered, eager and ready to go wherever the Mantooth directs. It's also been reported on numerous occasions that some phones have even had to be replaced due to said recipients freaking out so bad they threw their underwear INTO the phone.

[B-Lister]

^ win.

[B-Lister]

Brick Mantooth's Aquaman doesn't have pointed ears.

[Saroyan]

Brick Factoid #711 (in a set of 43. Collect 'em all!) The reason for the long wait for the Brick Mantooth/Super Collector figures is that each and every figure is anointed with a few drops of sweat from the awesome pecs of Brick Mantooth himself. However, Brick is so together and with it, he rarely sweats anything, so a specially selected team of sweat collectors, personally selected and trained by Brick himself, accompanies Brick everywhere he goes. Just in case. Because Brick loves us.

Brick never sweats- he merely glistens.

[Saroyan]

Brick is the reason the Trojan Condom Company began offering the Magnum XXL.

[B-Lister]

Brick Mantooth drives a 1962 El Camino that Pontiac built for him in 2011.

You say Pontiac didn't make the El Camino, that it wasn't manufactured in 1962, and that Pontiac went out of business in 2010?

They'll do anything for Brick Mantooth.

[EmergencyIan]

Factoid #51: Brick told his brother Randy to audition for "Emergency!" The rest is history.

- Ian

[B-Lister]

Brick Mantooth still has a functional LimeWire account. And can legally download anything he wants for free.

[B-Lister]

Brick Mantooth can always be counted on to be the designated driver. He is a responsible person, who makes sure his friends and dates get home safely. The Vantooth seats six comfortably. Or two in the inflatabed VERY comfortably.