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I had a Turboman. Bought it new.
Years later a friend at work said her best friends boy just saw Jingle All the Way and they were sad to tell him there was no such thing as Turboman.
" Well actually" I looking into it. They were going for $100 in private ads by then. I REALY liked my Turboman but No Way could a single mom afford that. ( and she was hot)
I gave up my Turboman. he was cool. he had useless runway lights leading to his crotch. but when he said " Its Turbo Time" ! I had to smile.
The kid was on my Kindergarden pick up the next spring. He said youre teh one that knows where Turboman comes from!
I smiled and blushed.
:" Mister do you know where his ARM is?'
Quit smiling. Stayed red in the face.
Never liked that kid . . . :-(
Years later a friend at work said her best friends boy just saw Jingle All the Way and they were sad to tell him there was no such thing as Turboman.
" Well actually" I looking into it. They were going for $100 in private ads by then. I REALY liked my Turboman but No Way could a single mom afford that. ( and she was hot)
I gave up my Turboman. he was cool. he had useless runway lights leading to his crotch. but when he said " Its Turbo Time" ! I had to smile.
The kid was on my Kindergarden pick up the next spring. He said youre teh one that knows where Turboman comes from!
I smiled and blushed.
:" Mister do you know where his ARM is?'
Quit smiling. Stayed red in the face.
Never liked that kid . . . :-(