It's Johnny Patchwork

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Atta Boy, when life gives you bad denim, just make lemonade!

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[Mikey]

Even back in the 70's, an outfit like that is just begging people to beat you up

[yokaijohn]

Oh,MY!!

[mego73]

Even the model can't force himself to make a convincing smile in that suit.

[kryptosmaster]

"Hey, I got an idea what we can do with all these old scraps leftover from the real clothes we just made!"
Rich

[toys2cool]

yikes!!

[starsky]

what the ....

[rche]

bwaaa haaa ha ha ha
oh... ouch.

[Meule]

He's just cruisin' for a bruisin' with pants like that

[johnnystorm]

I'ma pickin' & I'ma grinnin'...well, really, I'ma just grinnin' like a fool in this outfit.

I guess it was bound to happen, the crossing of the genres. The first Hee-Haw/Disco crossbreed outfit!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty Jr.

[JediJaida]

*Giggle*

Oh, man! That is just a BIG ole' fashion DON'T!

I wouldn't have worn anything like that back in the seventies, no matter how cool someone else said it was.

[Sowth]

Wow. Thats all kinds of wrong.

Do you think these designers were playing an elaborate game of dare or something?

Will

[60'schild]

It's Little Jimmy Osmond!

(actually it's not...)

[MysteryWho]

Couldn't his parents afford one of those barrels with suspenders?

[UnderdogDJLSW]

I feel like he should be in a Kroft TV show.