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Wont be long and you can join the Good Sam Club Mr. Spock!Too many toys. Not enough space! -
Hey Spock, how did you convince Barbie to let us use the Shagging Wagon?Comment
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Hey Spock pull my finger!
Stop Kirk I'm trying to drive this thing
"Time to nut up or shut up"
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So kirk,you work for Priceline and this is the crap you manage to get us? what kind of negotiator are you?
"Time to nut up or shut up"-Tallahassee
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Spock: Gali-bago?
Kirk: Too obvious.Comment
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(best enjoyed if read in William Shatner's and Leonard Nimoy's voices)
Kirk: Can't you drive any faster, Spock?
Spock: I am driving the legal speed, Captain.
Kirk: You could drive a little faster, you know.
Spock: Speeding is illogical. Although it seems that you are making better time, in reality, you only arrive a few minutes sooner than expected. Arriving 3 minutes earlier is hardly worth risking lives.
Kirk: But if we don't get there pretty soon, we won't get the best seats.
Spock: Any seat that faces the screen is acceptable. You see the same film no matter where you sit. Iron Man can wait.
Kirk: You just don't get it. Looks like I'm gonna be watching Iron Man from the make-out seats.
Spock: Making out as you put it, is highly illogical. The amount of germs exchanged in a single kiss...
Kirk: Oh give it a rest, will you?
Spock: ......
Kirk: Scottie, will you stop farting back there! Enough's enough!
Scottie: I'm sorry Captain! I had Taco Bell for lunch! I can't control me bowels! I think I'm about to blow!
Kirk: If you let loose in here I will rub your nose in it! This is a rental!
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Kirk: I knew the Enterprise name has been on a Starship, a space shuttle and even a battleship... but a winnabego?!?!?!?
Spock: Read your history Captain.sigpic WANTED: Boxed, Carded and Kresge Carded WGSHComment
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Kirk: Now you did fill up before you picked me up this morning didn't you Spock?
Spock: 'err 'ugh 'umm
Kirk: We're in the middle on no where, you knew that gas gauge was broken, we're 30 miles out of town and 80 miles to the next one. I swear, if we run out of gas and are late for the Trek convention, I'm going to kick your Vulcan *** until you won't be able to sit down for a month.ItComment
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Kirk and Spock decide to leave the Enterprise and join the cast of Ark II.
"Do you believe, you believe in magic?
'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
If your mission is magic your love will shine true."
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Kirk: I gotta go. Spock: I thought I told you to go before we left.
Livin' the American Dream!Comment
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Starfleets budget cuts have reduced us to this
Think B.A. Where did you hide the Megos?Comment
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Kirk-Hurry up SPOCK catch up to those hot girls!
Spock-Sorry Jim,but that's a Corvette and it's to fast
Kirk-WELL WHAT THE HELL DO WE HAVE IN THIS THING? A CUISINART?!?! FIND THEM CATCH THEM! (Spaceballs)
"Time to nut up or shut up"-Tallahassee
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Kirk: How many of those green women can we fit in here?
Spock: 22.638756Comment
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Spock! Let go! That's not the stickshift!!Those who look outside dream. Those who look within awake.
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To do list:
1:6 boots for Mathilda, 1:1 Romulan Commander outfit, Ursus helmet; Cornelius appliance
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