Meanwhile, It's X-mas Eve and a few JLAs are having a little get together while floating above the Earth in the Justice League Watchtower.

Hawkman-"I want one of those ****ing super Thanngarian Maces that Hawkgirl got in the cartoon that could smash through anything!""
Green Lantern- "Carter, please tell me you're not drinking."
Hawkman- **** off Jordan, you are always such the pretty boy Green Lantern. You were turned into a murderer then DC felt bad for doing it they invented this Parrallax story to make everyone like you again!"
Green Lantern- Yeah, keep bringing me up. Anything is better then the doucebag that played you on Smallville. Your secret origin is so Radioactive not even the best writers want to touch you!
Hawkman- Go for a flight in space and take your ring off and toss it!
Green Lantern- You're my amusement for today. Too bad Ollie isn't here. He would have your ***.

Much later on this X-mas Eve; we take you to New York City, at the Avenger's Mansion. Currently in the ballroom we have a few heroes celebrationing the festivities by rocking out.

''she's a super freak...super freak....she's super freaky...wo wo wo wo...... raise the roof doctor! "

On the roof, the Green Goblin is trying to blow up the generator!

Doc Samson is not enjoying the festivities and says, "I don't want to spoil the party so I'll go..."

Professor X and Emma frost pose for a private moment.

"Tell me Ghost Rider, why must you jump up and down on this device? It does not seem like anything I would want to sit on. Do you also know your head is on fire?"

"OK Thor, you may think you are older and wiser then me but I am Queen Hippolyta of the Amazons and I my aim is way better then yours my male male chauvinistic Norse friend."

"I'll tell you what Firestar, Cap had one, and now my laid back secretary had one. Maybe it's time Firestar gets her own armor?"

If you don't stop thinking about that red-headed twit...I will erase all your memories AGAIN!!!!! Oh wait, I did that....ooopsie...my bad.

"Thy great all-father says thou looks like a flamer in this red jacket. Go with some black or dark colors."

"I'm supposed to be the son of Satan but in this day and age nobody had a ****ing clue who or what a Satan is. So who's my daddy?"

"OK...out takes...anyone have anymore Aquanet for the shot?"

"You with the horn and the gray suit! I'm taking you in for suspicious activity outside of Avenger's mansion!"

Aren't you supposed to be dead or some ****?

Odin- "Forgive me my son but thou cannot stay much longer with these mortals. I must return to my realm my son."
Thor- "You're an old fool and a coward!"
Odin- "Wait a minute, did you just say...nevermind. I'm leaving!"

Hellcat- "Something's coming....really big. I can feel it."

MoonKnight- "Ah ha! I caught you now you big bad wolf. Now I'm going to give you a beat down. Trying to bite me in the neck. Especially X-mas! Bad! Bad! Bad! Wolf!"

Ironfist- Yeah, me and my thug looking brother here are still the same dudes. Just keep making those comments. Keep it up! I'm not wearing no ***** white suit. Never will do it! Never!"

Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of the planet.
"Kneel before GOD did you say? Nah....how about you Kneel before Black Adam?"

Hawkman-"I want one of those ****ing super Thanngarian Maces that Hawkgirl got in the cartoon that could smash through anything!""
Green Lantern- "Carter, please tell me you're not drinking."
Hawkman- **** off Jordan, you are always such the pretty boy Green Lantern. You were turned into a murderer then DC felt bad for doing it they invented this Parrallax story to make everyone like you again!"
Green Lantern- Yeah, keep bringing me up. Anything is better then the doucebag that played you on Smallville. Your secret origin is so Radioactive not even the best writers want to touch you!
Hawkman- Go for a flight in space and take your ring off and toss it!
Green Lantern- You're my amusement for today. Too bad Ollie isn't here. He would have your ***.

Much later on this X-mas Eve; we take you to New York City, at the Avenger's Mansion. Currently in the ballroom we have a few heroes celebrationing the festivities by rocking out.

''she's a super freak...super freak....she's super freaky...wo wo wo wo...... raise the roof doctor! "

On the roof, the Green Goblin is trying to blow up the generator!

Doc Samson is not enjoying the festivities and says, "I don't want to spoil the party so I'll go..."

Professor X and Emma frost pose for a private moment.

"Tell me Ghost Rider, why must you jump up and down on this device? It does not seem like anything I would want to sit on. Do you also know your head is on fire?"

"OK Thor, you may think you are older and wiser then me but I am Queen Hippolyta of the Amazons and I my aim is way better then yours my male male chauvinistic Norse friend."

"I'll tell you what Firestar, Cap had one, and now my laid back secretary had one. Maybe it's time Firestar gets her own armor?"

If you don't stop thinking about that red-headed twit...I will erase all your memories AGAIN!!!!! Oh wait, I did that....ooopsie...my bad.

"Thy great all-father says thou looks like a flamer in this red jacket. Go with some black or dark colors."

"I'm supposed to be the son of Satan but in this day and age nobody had a ****ing clue who or what a Satan is. So who's my daddy?"

"OK...out takes...anyone have anymore Aquanet for the shot?"

"You with the horn and the gray suit! I'm taking you in for suspicious activity outside of Avenger's mansion!"

Aren't you supposed to be dead or some ****?

Odin- "Forgive me my son but thou cannot stay much longer with these mortals. I must return to my realm my son."
Thor- "You're an old fool and a coward!"
Odin- "Wait a minute, did you just say...nevermind. I'm leaving!"

Hellcat- "Something's coming....really big. I can feel it."

MoonKnight- "Ah ha! I caught you now you big bad wolf. Now I'm going to give you a beat down. Trying to bite me in the neck. Especially X-mas! Bad! Bad! Bad! Wolf!"

Ironfist- Yeah, me and my thug looking brother here are still the same dudes. Just keep making those comments. Keep it up! I'm not wearing no ***** white suit. Never will do it! Never!"

Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of the planet.
"Kneel before GOD did you say? Nah....how about you Kneel before Black Adam?"

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