Caption the EMCE pic

[david_b]

"Silky Smooth ? What do you use for a conditioner ? I have keep my genetically superior hair in this bun , because I just cannot get it silky smooth......"

It's the first rule you learn at Star Fleet Academy..:

Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.

[shellhead]

No need to get so angry Chekov, I just honestly think that paople can tell it's a hairpiece....

[Eric]

Did I ever show you the trick where I pull a quarter from your ear and leave a Ceti Alpha mind-controlling slug in its place?