Warning Labels for Brick

[samurainoir]

So... warning labels and side-effects notifications that should be on the Brick Mantooth Packaging.

"Warning: Leaving Barbie unattended with Brick Mantooth may result in Skipper."
"Do not taunt Brick Mantooth"
"Caution: Brick Mantooth may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds."
"Danger: the presence of Brick Mantooth will increase your feelings of inadequacy"

Not unlike Happy Fun Ball
Wikimedia Error
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEThEKS1BNk
Saturday Night Live - Happy Fun Ball - Video - NBC.com

[jimsmegos]

"Warning: Leaving Barbie unattended with Brick Mantooth may result in Skipper."

LMAO! Almost tinkled myself with that one. ZING!

Hope bout this one:
"Leaving Super Collector in direct sunlight will diminish the majesty of the Sun."

[vulcan2074]

Ha Ha Ha. It's definately needed.
Sammy

[livnxxxl]

WARNING - CONTAINS CHICK MAGNET.

Warning - DOES NOT contain small parts to choke on.

[Timothy2251]

"WARNING: Do NOT leave this figure alone in the presence of any females you intend to woo later. Seriously. This is Brick Mantooth we're talking here. BRICK MANTOOTH. You think any girl's gonna want to talk to you after getting her mitts on Brick? Even this 8 inch, Swiss precision-crafted, high-tech space-age thermoplastic and vinyl replica of the MANTOOTH himself? In the name of Marty Abrams, dude, are you out of your ever-lovin' mind? You KNOW the power of Brick! You KNOW the ladies love him! You KNOW you want to be him! Best thing to do is stay with Brick at all times. Pretend you're his wingman. Sure, Brick seldom, if ever, needs a wingman, but if it'll help you sleep at night and give you confidence, pretend you're his wingman and maybe... MAYBE... some of the figure's cast-offs might pay some attention to you.

Y'know, come to think of it, better keep this most awesome of action figures home. It'll help your chances. Honest. I was married once, and I brought home a Brick Mantooth figire for my wife. Next day, I find my wife gone, all our stuff is gone, the bank account cleaned out, my cherry 70' Mustang I was restoring gone, and a note "Gone to Tahiti with Brick. Don't wait up!" taped to the front door. Learn from me, dude. I'm trying to help here."

[Bronxboykev]

Brick Mantooth... He's the man the most interesting man in the world comes to for advice.
Brick Mantooth... He's the man that makes the most interesting man in the world seem well not interesting.

Brick Mantooth " I don't always drink beer my friends but when I do I do it with STYLE... Stay thirsty my friends"

Lol I can go on lol

[MegomanJess]

I was just making stickers when I saw this post.

[jimsmegos]

WARNING!: Ownership of this figure will lead to every other figure in your collection feeling inadequate.

[jwyblejr]

Warning:Do not put Brick anywhere near your Captain Kirk figure. Doing so will cause the Earth to explode.

[samurainoir]

"Warning: May cause awesomeness!"