My Head Is Too Big for My Body

[WheresRICHARD]

This always works!

First, stick the body in a bench vise, and tighten that sucker up until you cant tighten it no more.

Next, set the head on the neck hole. If it wont balance there, stick the neck in some grease...use big glops of it....and then stick it over the neck hole.

Step three, grab the biggest hammer (I mean HAMMER) you can find, and smoke that head right into the body. I'm not talking finger sandwich, frilly froo froo, girly man taps either. Swing that sledge like your life, and the lives of all your ancestors depended on it.

If, after all this the head still wont go in, then repeat the first three steps.

Or you could go with the hot water thing...whatever spins your wheels!!

Um.....I might try running some hot water first.

[vulcan2074]

I've found out that vaseline gets me in the tightest places.....

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Sammy