Worst Star Trek teaser movie poster

[Mikey]

Answer --- To keep people from leaving before it finishes

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[rykerw1701]

I'd never seen that poster before, but you're answer is spot on. There should have also been a barf bag and and an air bag because that thing completely crashed.

[palitoy]

Yeah, I remember fan out cry over how horrible that poster was.

I have a soft spot for the movie, mostly because I made out with a girl in her car for a half hour before it opened and I was going for more after it ended. So, it was the greatest movie ever.

[Hedji]

I love Trek V. It's a fun flick with its heart in the right place.

[Hedji]

I was going for more after it ended.

I'm left wondering if it worked. Do Shatner and Co. get the job done? If so, I know what we're watching tonight.

[Bruce Banner]

I remember that!
Yeah, the movie was a disappointment, to say the least. But I still like that cool Klingon crew in STV.

[Sideshow Spock]

I remember that!
Yeah, the movie was a disappointment, to say the least. But I still like that cool Klingon crew in STV.

That's actually Brian and his girlfriend!

[palitoy]

That's actually Brian and his girlfriend!

I've never been that tone or tan. The hair though, spot on.

[Earth 2 Chris]

I like V. Yeah, the budget cuts and reshoots are obvious. Yeah, Sybok throws off Spock's backstory somewhat, and it does make the B crew look gullible and less than heroic... BUT it gives EVERYONE some nice character moments, and it has some of the best Kirk/Spock/Bones scenes of any Trek production.

Chris

[knight errant00]

^^^ What E2 Chris said.

[palitoy]

Star Trek movies are like Pizza to me, even when it's bad, it's OK unless it has pineapple.

In this case, pineapple=Picard, i know that's not a popular opinion but it's mine

[Earth 2 Chris]

I like pineapple a lot, and Picard just a bit. But I get your point.

Chris

[MIB41]

I have a warm place for Star Trek V. Yes, it's not without it's issues. Some of the character development is a bit color-by-the-numbers in application and Shatner took perhaps too many stabs at comic relief where he probably would have been better served focusing on more dramatic elements of the story. But where it works it really works well and I loved the analogy of pain and it's application in the life experience. Those moments were very nicely done and easily redeem the weaker moments when I weigh the sum total of the film. Thumbs up for me. In regards to the poster though? Yeah... Never seen that and glad I didn't before it was released. Impossibly cheesy.

[rchatlin]

I have that poster signed by Shatner - or Nimoy. I can't remember.

Bought it at a Creation con, and put it away in a tube because it's do damn ugly,
and the film was underwhelming.



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[Mikey]

Star Trek movies are like Pizza to me, even when it's bad, it's OK unless it has pineapple.

In this case, pineapple=Picard, i know that's not a popular opinion but it's mine

First slice of pineapple is very disappointing and tastes off.

Second slice tastes a little tiny bit better (maybe because you already know what to expect).

Third slice is nasty because you know you don't like it but you ate it anyway.

Four slice goes straight in the trash without even sampling it.