Disney Star Wars Cruises

[samurainoir]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/disney-adds-star-wars-cruises/ar-AA9vVbz

[Hedji]

They could create a facade bulkhead and have Stormtroopers burn through.

[Klosterheim]

They could create a facade bulkhead and have Stormtroopers burn through.

That would be the sweetest perfection of Star Wars fun!

[enyawd72]

They could create a facade bulkhead and have Stormtroopers burn through.

The way cruises have been lately, you'll more than likely get hibernation sickness, be up to your elbows in Bantha doo-doo, or hit an asteroid and capsize.

[jwyblejr]

So,will this look like Jabba's Sail Barge?

[Gorn Captain]

At dinner time, you'll walk the plank into the Sarlacc's mouth.
Hey, they didn't say it was going to be your dinner...

[Gorn Captain]

Special guest will be Harrison Ford, who will land on the helicopter pad.
Did I say land?
Afterwards, there will be a Han Solo BBQ Buffet on the Ewok Village Deck...

[jwyblejr]

They better have a few Leias in her slave outfit running around or I ain't going.

[MIB41]

Refreshments at the Wookie lounge.

[enyawd72]

Special guest will be Harrison Ford, who will land on the helicopter pad.
Did I say land?
Afterwards, there will be a Han Solo BBQ Buffet on the Ewok Village Deck...

As the Gorn Captain is walking around, you hear some SW fanboy shout "Dude your Bossk outfit sucks!"

[Gorn Captain]

As the Gorn Captain is walking around, you hear some SW fanboy shout "Dude your Bossk outfit sucks!"

Once the Gorn is finished with Bossk, that reptile is shark bait. I mean, who wears orange coveralls as a bounty hunter anyway?

[Gorn Captain]

They better have a few Leias in her slave outfit running around or I ain't going.

What if it's Carrie Fisher in her bikini?

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