The first scene in SW ep7, what would it be?

[spacecaps]

Whatever it is it should start in space like the first three. I'd also love for Disney to come out and say the prequels never happened.

[kerowack]

pigs in space!!!!!!!

[Gorn Captain]

Whatever it is it should start in space like the first three. I'd also love for Disney to come out and say the prequels never happened.

It starts with scenes of Jar Jar, and flying R2s and 3PO shouting "die Jedi dogs!!!".
Then you see 3PO powering up after his down time, and saying "My oh my, what a nightmare! So glad it was all a dream and that didn't happen!!!!"

[Gorn Captain]

pigs in space!!!!!!!

Porkins lives!!!!

[Megotu]

A drunken Kelsey Grammer flying a Defiant class Federation starship pops out of a wormhole next to an Imperial Cruiser, abandoned and silent.

[jwyblejr]

pigs in space!!!!!!!

Turns out that Link Hearthrob was Luke's real father all along.

[Bruce Banner]

Whatever it is, it won't have any connection to the SW Expanded Universe, thankfully.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/67085

http://starwars.com/news/the-legendary-star-wars-expanded-universe-turns-a-new-page.html

[Gorn Captain]

Turns out that Link Hearthrob was Luke's real father all along.

No, he's Ham Solo's father...

[DaBillmann]

The movie opens with Luke, Han, Lei and Lando all standing there with their appropriate weapons drawn, surrounded by bounty hunters, imperial remnants, etc.
Scene looks alldramatic until:
Lando: I'm getting too old for this s***."
Han: "Old. So very old."

(this assumes the same actors are playing them)

[Bionicfanboy66]

Ford and Fisher have been spotted in and around London this past week, BTW.

[drquest]

Here's mine

Standard intro.... Less longer ago, blah blah...

Camera pans down from black starfield and you see Endor, shortly after the Death Star 2 was destroyed after Episode VI.

Party is over, Ewoks are laying around etc...

Han and Luke are standing there each with an arm over Leia's shoulders. Suddenly there's a large flash of bright light and a silver vehicle appears. All three are startled, and a white hair guy jumps out and the now in focus vehicle and you see it's a Delorean.

Dr. Emmett Brown runs to the three and states "Luke! You've gotta come back with me!"

Luke: Where?

Doc Brown: Back to the future.

Doc tosses a dead Ewok into the Mr. Fusion unit.

Luke: Whoa, wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc?

Doc Brown: I need fuel. Quick. Go ahead, quick. Get in the car!

Luke: No, no, no, no, no, no, Doc. I just got here, Leia just got here, we're gonna take the new Speeder Bike for a spin.

Doc Brown: Well, bring her along. This concerns her too.

Luke: Whoa, wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What, do we become xxxholes or something?

Doc Brown: No, no, no, no, no, Luke. Both you and Leia turn out fine. It's your kids, Luke. Something gotta be done about your kids!

Han then looks and Luke and Leia in disgust and walks off..... You can hear him mumbling... "But they are brother and sister".....

[Gorn Captain]

Sounds good to me!!!
Especially using Ewoks for fuel...

[Toy Timelord]

Bringing back dead characters would be incredibly cheap. Fett is dead. Doesn't mean he can't have a kid or two.

[Toy Timelord]

The scene opens with an enormous Princess Leia, sitting on Jabba's throne. She has replaced the vile gangster as the most disgusting creature in the galaxy. She reaches for her cinnamon-bun hair, which are now actual cinnamon buns, and scarfs them down with a diet Pepsi.

Artoo Detoo rolls into view, and projects a hologram of Luke Skywalker..."Help me Obese One...you're my only hope."

I laughed until I cried at this, then emailed it to my brother. His only reply:

"as a token I offer you these two pizzas...both are meat lovers and shall feed you well."

[Gorn Captain]

Carrie Fisher was at our local SciFi convention last weekend.
Price for a signature and a photo: $140.
So I'm guessing that in Episode 7, Leia has joined the Dark Side, and has decided we all need to pay for her weight loss program....