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  • Seeker
    Neptunians RULE!
    • Feb 20, 2008
    • 1954
    #1

    Red Dwarf Quote of the Day

    "Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn"
    Rimmer

    "I'm so gorgeous, there's a 6 month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, everytime I'm near."
    Cat

    I can sooo relate to that last one.
    Lo there do I see my Father.
    Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
    Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
    Lo they do call me.
    They bid me take my place among them.
    In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.
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    • Seeker
      Neptunians RULE!
      • Feb 20, 2008
      • 1954
      #2
      "This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone......

      She'll never leave Fred and we know it"

      Lister to Cat , the last surviving males marooned in deep space after watching WAYYY to much TV in the Med bay.
      Lo there do I see my Father.
      Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
      Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
      Lo they do call me.
      They bid me take my place among them.
      In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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        • Seeker
          Neptunians RULE!
          • Feb 20, 2008
          • 1954
          #3
          "If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I'm a coward."

          Rimmer
          Last edited by Seeker; Sep 7, '08, 12:35 PM.
          Lo there do I see my Father.
          Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
          Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
          Lo they do call me.
          They bid me take my place among them.
          In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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            • Seeker
              Neptunians RULE!
              • Feb 20, 2008
              • 1954
              #4
              'The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean?"

              "Well either were under attack Sir, or were having a disco."

              Rimmer and Kryten
              Last edited by Seeker; Sep 11, '08, 11:38 AM.
              Lo there do I see my Father.
              Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
              Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
              Lo they do call me.
              They bid me take my place among them.
              In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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                • Seeker
                  Neptunians RULE!
                  • Feb 20, 2008
                  • 1954
                  #5
                  "Well the thing about a black hole- its main distinguishing feature- is its black."

                  "And the thing about space, the color of space, your basic space color is black."

                  "So how are you supposed to see them?"

                  Holly
                  Lo there do I see my Father.
                  Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
                  Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
                  Lo they do call me.
                  They bid me take my place among them.
                  In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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                    • lepage
                      The Ape General
                      • Aug 12, 2001
                      • 4056
                      #6
                      "would anyone like any toast?"

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                        • AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
                          I was NEVER here!
                          • Jun 22, 2008
                          • 1188
                          #7
                          Awooga awooga

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                            • AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
                              I was NEVER here!
                              • Jun 22, 2008
                              • 1188
                              #8
                              Flibberblob blib blob blib

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                                • Seeker
                                  Neptunians RULE!
                                  • Feb 20, 2008
                                  • 1954
                                  #9
                                  "What? Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we raise the defensive Shields?"

                                  "A superlative suggestion sir with just two minor flaws. One we dont have any defensive shields and two we dont have any defensive shields. Now I realize that technically thats only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice."

                                  Cat and Kryten
                                  Last edited by Seeker; Sep 11, '08, 11:39 AM.
                                  Lo there do I see my Father.
                                  Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
                                  Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
                                  Lo they do call me.
                                  They bid me take my place among them.
                                  In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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                                    • lepage
                                      The Ape General
                                      • Aug 12, 2001
                                      • 4056
                                      #10
                                      my favorite episode.

                                      YouTube - Red Dwarf Toaster Sketch

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                                        • Timothy2251
                                          Jerks beef with Ten Bears
                                          • Mar 15, 2008
                                          • 1960
                                          #11
                                          Not really a quote, but how about a song?

                                          Tongue Tied!
                                          Last edited by Timothy2251; Sep 14, '08, 3:02 PM.
                                          "It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life."

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                                            • Seeker
                                              Neptunians RULE!
                                              • Feb 20, 2008
                                              • 1954
                                              #12
                                              Cool! Now lets someone Add the Rimmer song.
                                              Lo there do I see my Father.
                                              Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
                                              Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
                                              Lo they do call me.
                                              They bid me take my place among them.
                                              In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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                                                • Seeker
                                                  Neptunians RULE!
                                                  • Feb 20, 2008
                                                  • 1954
                                                  #13
                                                  Red Dwarf Quote of the Day

                                                  Lister- "What time is it?"

                                                  Rimmer- "Saturday"

                                                  Lister- "Is that the best you can do?"

                                                  Rimmer- "There are some numbers next to it. but they could mean anything"


                                                  I usually feel this way in the middle of the work week.





                                                  "Cant you tell the story is not gripping me? I am in a state of non gripness. I am completely smegging ungripped.








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                                                  Last edited by Seeker; Sep 24, '08, 8:55 AM.
                                                  Lo there do I see my Father.
                                                  Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
                                                  Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
                                                  Lo they do call me.
                                                  They bid me take my place among them.
                                                  In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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                                                    • AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
                                                      I was NEVER here!
                                                      • Jun 22, 2008
                                                      • 1188
                                                      #14
                                                      But Obi WAN LIED!!!!!! How can you be worried about the TIME????

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                                                        • Seeker
                                                          Neptunians RULE!
                                                          • Feb 20, 2008
                                                          • 1954
                                                          #15
                                                          Actually that last quote came to mind concerning that.
                                                          Lo there do I see my Father.
                                                          Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
                                                          Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
                                                          Lo they do call me.
                                                          They bid me take my place among them.
                                                          In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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